Today, Alex Pretti, a promising protestor within the "mostly peaceful protest" of ICE performing their Constitutional duties in Minneapolis, Minnesota, became the leading candidate to win the 2026 Darwin Award, but, of course, Alex had to die to move into that first place pole position.
( Published Sunday, February 1st, 2026 @ 8:38 pm )]]> In early March, a tarantula the size of the Chrysler Building will descend on New York City.
( Published Tuesday, January 20th, 2026 @ 2:03 pm )]]> After yet another deadly attack perpetrated by a deranged leftist, this time coming an inch away from killing President Trump, the FBI was left briefly wondering if maybe they had been investigating the wrong people.
( Published Saturday, July 20th, 2024 @ 11:13 am )]]> As everyone now knows, the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling to grant presidents immunity for "official acts" has given Donald Trump unlimited power to do literally anything he wants with zero consequences whatsoever.
( Published Monday, July 15th, 2024 @ 4:13 am )]]> Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
( Published Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:22 pm )]]> New York District Attorney Letitia James followed through on her threat to seize the property of Trump by grabbing up the former president's estate, Mar-a-lago. The top lawyer for the Big Apple then turned around and sold the property for $740 million.
( Published Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 12:56 pm )]]> What began as a pleasant seminar at Lakewood Church devolved into an awkward situation today, as Senior Pastor Joel Osteen was stumped by one attendee who asked him to name three books from the Bible.
( Published Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 1:57 pm )]]> As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
( Published Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 12:59 pm )]]> In a pop romance earthquake, Taylor Swift dumped Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce for new beau Holden Armenta, better known as "Face Paint Boy".
( Published Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 7:38 am )]]> In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.
( Published Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 3:28 pm )]]> Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
( Published Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 2:18 am )]]> "If there is no truth in satire, it's not funny. This isn't funny."
( Published Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 10:37 pm )]]> Members of the terrorist organization Hamas were left frustrated after hearing many leftists in the United States and throughout the world were skeptical that Hamas had brutally massacred over 1,300 Jewish civilians after Hamas had put serious effort into livestreaming the atrocities.
( Published Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 7:51 am )]]> An emergency alert message was errantly sent to over 330 million phones today after President Biden accidentally hit the wrong button reaching for his Life Alert.
( Published Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:15 am )]]> Just one day after the unprecedented removal of Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House of Representatives, tragedy struck on Capitol Hill, as the crew tasked with moving Nancy Pelosi out of her long-occupied "hideaway" office was crushed to death by a sudden avalanche
( Published Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 8:11 pm )]]> Former police officer Derek Chauvin was charged with yet another appalling atrocity today after allegedly assaulting a fellow inmate's shiv with his body while serving time for the 2020 death of George Floyd.
( Published Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 3:14 am )]]> What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
( Published Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm )]]> As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives.
( Published Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm )]]> As the migrant crisis along the southern U.S. border continued to intensify, a new threat emerged, leading the Biden administration to warn the populace of the presence of a dangerous African immigrant sighted at the border.
( Published Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 12:37 pm )]]> Amid a House impeachment inquiry and increasing questions about bribery and extortion involving Hunter Biden, the White House reminded the press that there's not any direct evidence that Hunter Biden actually exists.
( Published Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 7:28 am )]]> Democrats have expressed aghastment at the GOP's new low of using impeachment to try to get around an election system that has been thoroughly and substantially rigged.
( Published Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm )]]> After authorizing $100 million dollars for humanitarian aid in Gaza, President Biden assured Israel and other allies that he has received a pinky promise from Hamas that they won't use the money for terrorism.
( Published Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 6:58 pm )]]> Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
( Published Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am )]]> Fans of comedian Dave Chappelle reportedly got up and left one of his recent performances after he is said to have sided against Israel for targeting Hamas terrorists inside the Gaza Strip.
( Published Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:47 pm )]]> Mitch McConnell resigned from Congress without warning Thursday, signaling his departure by blinking twice.
( Published Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 12:40 am )]]>