Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail.
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 2:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Cuban got into a social media spat this week over the controversial race-based hiring practice adopted by numerous companies and institutions known as diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI).
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 1:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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School choice advocates thought it couldn’t get any better than the successes and growth of the movement in 2022. But then 2023 came along.
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 12:43 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Often First Line of Defense Against Elder Financial Exploitation and Fraud
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:29 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The Ohio Senate passed legislation on Wednesday that would protect children from transgender surgeries and ban males from competing in women’s sports, sending the bill to the desk of Republican Governor Mike DeWine.
Published: Sunday, January 7th, 2024 @ 10:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A rescue team was able to locate and extract a local man who had been buried after inadvertently triggering a massive avalanche of his wife's bottles from a shelf in the shower. A fire department spokesman, however, said the man remains hospitalized.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife and mother Paula Haybrook gently asked her husband of 12 years if he was planning to remove his "Roman soldier" costume any time soon now that Halloween is over.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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GOP Rep. Jim Banks (IN) has unveiled a new bill that would cut off federal funding for child welfare agencies who discriminate against Christians and other people of faith.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Congressional Republicans unveiled legislation on Tuesday that would establish a new office tasked with enforcing the ban on affirmative action and strip federal funding from universities that engage in racial discrimination.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 2:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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A group of GOP senators is pushing President Joe Biden to ban travel from China over the appearance of a new respiratory illness.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 3:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, a local couple has settled in for a romantic evening of sitting down next to each other and sending memes back and forth.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The bank with the most closures was PNC Bank
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Billionaire venture capitalist Mark Cuban announced he’s leaving the hit ABC reality series, “Shark Tank,” after season 16.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 5:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New Jersey officials announced Tuesday that the state would be joining a growing list of Democrat-led states slated to ban the sale of new gas-powered vehicles by 2035.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 7:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Births have increased in every state with an abortion ban.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local woman Kelly Reese somehow remained completely unmoved today despite her husband Tom reciting every single word from the Lord of The Rings movies from memory.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) subpoenaed Bank of America this week over lawmakers’ investigation into the sharing of private financial data with the FBI related to the January 6 riot.
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 8:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tom Barkin, President and Chief Executive Officer of the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond, recently visited Nash and Edgecombe counties to listen and learn about workforce and housing opportunities in Eastern North Carolina.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 10:06 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Israel Defense Forces (IDF) launched precision airstrikes against Hezbollah terrorist targets in southern Lebanon over the weekend in response to what appears to be a continued gradual escalation of fighting along Israel’s northern border.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After you get married, it's common for the flame of love to cool, with each spouse eventually reaching the point of using the toilet with the bathroom door open, wearing nothing but sweatpants around the house, and finding deep-seated flaws in the way each other breathes.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You've already seen the headlines — conservatives are trying to BAN BOOKS! Now, there is confirmation of this nefarious far-right plot to censor what American kids are allowed to read by removing them from school libraries while keeping them freely available everywhere else.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that "special time" of the month, your wife has that crazy look in her eyes, and you know your next words could be your last. What do you say?
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New York Gov. Kathy Hochul’s Department of Health commissioned a survey distributed to state and county leaders exploring a ban on all tobacco products, despite lawmakers’ declining support to prohibit menthol cigarettes and other flavored products.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Supreme Court on Friday agreed to take up a challenge to a ban on bump stocks put in place by former President Donald Trump after a mass shooting in Las Vegas in 2017.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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As reports surfaced that members of the Muslim community warned they might abandon voting for President Biden because of his support for Israel while anti-Semitism has skyrocketed around the globe
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Disgraced crypto mogul Sam Bankman-Fried, one of the top donors to the Democrat Party, was convicted on all felony counts Thursday evening in federal court in New York City.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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People with the product should stop use immediately
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 11:08 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Special counsel Jack Smith’s January 6 case against former President Donald Trump fails to pass the “banana republic test,” according to Harvard Law School Professor Emeritus Alan Dershowitz.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 11:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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House Oversight and Accountability Chairman James Comer (R-KY) said that bank records uncovered by lawmakers reveal that President Joe Biden received $40,000 in laundered money from China.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 2:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Biden State Department blocks US Inspector General inquiries
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: John Steed
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shortly after watching the third GOP primary debate, California governor and dictator aficionado Gavin Newsom immediately called for a ban on high-capacity assault high heels from his remote office in The French Laundry.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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