Despite being a fully grown adult, local man Jeff Campbell is still calling the worship service in the sanctuary "Big Church."
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Brad Snyder has long maintained that yoga pants are too revealing and thus sinful, but today his wife tried a pair on and, well, something changed inside Mr. Snyder.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Unsuspecting evangelicals have long been led off-track in their pursuit of Jesus by none other than Jesus himself. Christianity Today is proud to have this opportunity to write a guest article here at The Babylon Bee and finally hold Jesus accountable for his shortcomings.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As single people excitedly downloaded a new Christian dating app, they were surprised to learn that the app consists only of a single screen that tells users to go to church and find a godly spouse.
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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From 1050 until about 1300 AD, the Latin Christian Church sent crusaders, fighters for the faith, into the Holy Land to reclaim Jerusalem and other holy sites for Christianity.
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 9:46 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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The public school system is a minefield for kids these days. While most public schoolteachers are verified, card-carrying leftist indoctrinators, there are a few remaining evangelical Christian operating in the shadows.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 4:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After a terrifying three days, the prophet Jonah gathered his Assyrian followers around him to recount the harrowing tale of being tossed into the sea and swallowed by Lizzo, that mighty beast of old.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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family has lived in US for ten years, has two US citizen children
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 9:50 pm
By: John Steed
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In a welcome change for millions of modern Christians, the former cardinal sin of gluttony has been demoted to only "kind of a sin."
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning coincidence, the Holy Spirit descended in power to bring about revival exactly when First Baptist of Cedar Rapids had scheduled a revival service.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local follower of the new religious sect known as "Christians" expressed frustration after a letter from the Apostle Paul arrived notifying the group of believers that circumcision is not a requirement to be a member of the church.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Citing newly uncovered writings from Greece, Rome, and Jerusalem, biblical scholars are now saying the shockingly rapid growth of the early church can be attributed to the fact that Christians were allowed to eat bacon.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 8:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Good news, Christian! A new study shows that you have chosen the one and only completely correct branch of the Christian faith! You are one of the very few correct ones, everyone who disagrees with you is pathetically wrong, and you are one of God's preferred children.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 11:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro discussed biblical justice and masculinity with Dr. Voddie Baucham, a Christian pastor and author, on the latest episode of “The Sunday Special.”
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 2:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Three North American Christian pastors who endured legal punishment from state and federal governments for defying authoritarian COVID orders to keep their churches open amid the pandemic are featured in a new documentary set to hit select theaters nationwide on Friday.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 7:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Three churchgoers sued the city after they were arrested in September, 2020.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 10:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Devout local Christian Josh McKay has decided he can no longer in good conscience get wasted drinking Bud Light, and has therefore switched to scotch.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New Christian Democrat leader pushes end to asylum policy as populist right surges in polls
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 9:45 am
By: John Steed
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“Passion of the Christ” actor Jim Caviezel had some strong words for what he describes as “weak” Christians.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 10:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Forty-six Christians were killed over two days after terrorists in Nigeria targeted Christian villages, according to a new report.
Published: Monday, July 10th, 2023 @ 2:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The traditional Judeo-Christian values that once formed the bedrock of American culture have been replaced by a new “cultish religion” that seeks to destroy Western civilization, Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro warned Friday.
Published: Sunday, July 9th, 2023 @ 12:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The protesters chanted, "Not Your Children."
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 12:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Three Christian organizations will host a prayer vigil on the west steps of the California state Capitol in Sacramento on Monday as a member of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence is honored inside by elected officials.
Published: Monday, June 19th, 2023 @ 12:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Outspoken Christian and NBA star Jonathan Isaac is taking another stand against the leftist narratives sweeping the United States by launching a new sports and apparel company founded on the tenets of the love of God and country.
Published: Sunday, June 18th, 2023 @ 2:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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George Carey, a retired bishop who previously led the Church of England, exhorted British Parliament this week to consider expanding access to assisted suicide.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 7:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Our primary purpose in doing this is not to make them hurt financially, but to not participate in evil."
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Great American Family” network has purchased the Sony Christian streaming site “PureFlix” in order to expand its faith-based and family-friendly shows, distancing itself even further from LGBTQ programming available on the Hallmark Channel.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 10:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While many people have heard of Judeo-Christian values, Dennis Prager believes few can articulate them, which he laments, because, in his words, “Judeo-Christian values are the moral foundation of Western Civilization.”
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 7:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Christian in the United Kingdom has been banned from teaching after he was accused of “misgendering” a female student who identified as a male.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 3:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Keller, a prominent Christian author and the longtime pastor of Redeemer Presbyterian Church in New York City, passed away on Friday morning at the age of 72 after a battle with cancer.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Reacher” and “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” star Alan Ritchson talked about being a Christian in Hollywood and said it’s important that faith-based films are supported, calling movie theaters a new “pulpit.”
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 5:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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