Two professional sports teams that have played in Washington, D.C., for decades would move to nearby Virginia as part of a $2 billion tentative plan announced on Wednesday.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 11:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved landmarks.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lucky young boy who went trick-or-treating at the United States Capitol building came away with $40 billion in candy after dressing up as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The award for best costume at this year's Senate Halloween Social was all but a foregone conclusion, as all of Senator John Fetterman's colleagues almost unanimously recognized him on his outstanding Frankenstein costume.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 9:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Republicans have placed the job of House Speaker on ZipRecruiter in what political commentators are calling a rare show of unity for the party.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans from the House of Representatives all showed up to the Congressional Halloween Party dressed in the same clown costume.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the terrorist organization Hamas continues to hold multiple American hostages in Gaza, the White House assured the media President Biden will be gravely concerned about the situation as soon as he hears about it.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jon Sanders, director of the Center for Food, Power, and Life at the John Locke Foundation, assesses Dr. Mandy Cohen’s record as head of North Carolina’s top health agency.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:12 am
By: Carolina Journal
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U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) evacuated the area around the Democratic National Committee (DNC) headquarters in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday night responding to a protest that resulted in multiple arrests and injured officers.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than 300,000 people are estimated to have attended a pro-Israel rally in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday, including 170 family members of Israelis who were kidnapped by Palestinian terrorists last month.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Democrats reprimanded Republicans for pouncing on a decent old man, insisting the impeachment was just a waste of time because Biden would probably be dead in a few weeks anyway.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A manhunt was underway on Wednesday as federal and local authorities searched through a wooded area of New Jersey for a suspect accused of charges related to the U.S. Capitol Breach on January 6.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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As part of President Joe Biden's aggressive push to fight consumer junk fees, Democrat lawmakers have announced plans to raise taxes on consumers.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 12:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The GOP-led House is trying to set a fiscally responsible example starting with its plan to offset $14.3 billion in aid for Israel by slashing the same amount of funds meant for the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), according to Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA).
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Washington, D.C.-based law firm and the Pat McCrory Committee Legal Defense Fund renew their arguments against a defamation suit stemming from the 2016 election.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 10:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Democrats have expressed aghastment at the GOP's new low of using impeachment to try to get around an election system that has been thoroughly and substantially rigged.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what might be a stunning possibility of a development, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy finally announced he has greenlit a probe to determine whether or not there may be, at some point, the potential to investigate
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. Capitol security footage released on Thursday appeared to show New York Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman removing warning signs from an exit door before pulling a fire alarm in a House office building ahead of a government spending vote last month.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In response to mounting criticism of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel's fitness to serve, the Republican party has replaced McConnell with a far more lifelike cardboard cutout of the Kentucky senator, according to sources.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In addition to certifying Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman as fit to serve in prominent roles in the legislative branch of the United States government, the attending physician at the U.S. Capitol has medically cleared a bowl of Jell-O to serve in the Senate.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump is reportedly debating whether to travel to Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., next week to see if he can unite the Republican caucus as they prepare to nominate a new speaker of the House.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With another devastating wave of COVID-19 scheduled to arrive just in time for the upcoming election year, President Joe Biden has urgently asked the U.S. government to provide funding for a new vaccine for the virus the U.S. government funded.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a heartwarming ceremony, President Joe Biden awarded the prestigious Medal of Honor to Kaleo Manuel for his work conserving water during the deadly Hawaii wildfires.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 4:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a tragic development, the Pride flag displayed outside Representative Tlaib's office in the Capitol was tossed off of a roof by the Palestinian flag she had been keeping adjacent to it.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper sent a letter to the Walt Disney Company and Charter Spectrum Communications urging them to end their dispute and come to a broadcast agreement that would allow North Carolina customers to get the services they’ve paid for
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The Cuban embassy in Washington, D.C., was the target of a “terrorist attack” after two Molotov cocktails were thrown at the building on Sunday evening, according to Cuba’s Minister of Foreign Affairs.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Forced into playing defense following the deadly attacks perpetrated by Hamas, the White House aggressively denied the $6 billion it sent to Iran had anything at all to do with the $6 billion worth of rockets launched into Israel.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House National Climate Task Force reported today that NASA scientists have discovered a mysterious spike in global warming every year between June and August.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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