Gay Ianne Cox, age 66, a resident of Washington died Wednesday December 13, 2023 at RiverTrace Nursing and Rehabilitation.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Announcements
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In an effort to repair the damage done to its image that resulted in it being relegated to "gay beer," beverage titan Bud Light has entered into a partnership with a sports organization where sweaty men in underwear hug and wrestle each other for extended periods of time.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the eve of the beginning of a highly anticipated Vatican Synod, a senior American Cardinal and four others have published a series of questions, or dubia, they presented to Pope Francis
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 6:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby are celebrating the birth of their new son who was incubated in the fruitful womb of a poor woman they rented to bear them a child.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With Pride Month coming to a close, corporations are making preparations to return to their usual amount of gayness.
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The mysterious “Whistleblower X” set to testify before a House committee about the federal investigation of Hunter Biden on Wednesday is a gay Democrat and says he wants to set a good example for the LGBTQ community.
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Daily Wire host Matt Walsh torched former President Barack Obama‘s defense of “pornographic books” about “gay sex” after Obama spoke out against what he called the ban on books that “shaped” his life.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 11:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It's true! We've consulted with experts in psychology and sodomy to help you identify the telltale signs that you are a closet homosexual.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sometimes, people write me and raise curiosity in my mind. The writer says that he and his wife “moved away from Methodism because of the ‘gay agenda’.” While we are probably better off, I have thought about what he could mean by the “gay agenda”?
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 2:05 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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In a surprising twist, legendary country music star Garth Brooks has announced that his new bar will in fact be a gay bar, as they will be serving Bud Light.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In yet another step to establish gay stuff as the official state-sponsored religion in the United States, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order instituting the call to gay prayer, ordering it to take place five times every day, with everyone facing toward San Francisco
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 7:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Middle schoolers in Massachusetts were accused of “intolerance and homophobia” after they reportedly revolted against a Pride celebration at the school and chanted that their pronouns were “USA.”
Published: Monday, July 3rd, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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chant by drag queens in large gay pride march
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 12:52 pm
By: John Steed
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After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Target has repeatedly boasted about efforts to support the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network, also known as GLSEN, an entity which helps teachers place LGBTQ books in school libraries and hide their students’ so-called gender transitions from parents.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Against all odds, the U.S. Navy has somehow managed to become even gayer, sources say.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Deep in the Amazon jungle, a group of progressive Christian missionaries is hard at work spreading the good news of alternative lifestyles to unreached native tribes. The missionaries hope their efforts will bear fruit as they introduce some gay stuff to previously untouched civilizations.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man left no room for debate among onlookers today, as his drinking Bud Light and listening to country music made it abundantly obvious to everyone who saw him that he was, in fact, gay.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Republicans sent letters to protect faith-based entities from discrimination in the federal budget due to their views on traditional marriage.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 2:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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At what some are calling a modern-day ecumenical council, it was declared that man crushes on former Man of Steel actor Henry Cavill do not disqualify the soul from its heavenly reward and are decidedly "not gay."
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What is with this guy? President Joe Biden has a particular penchant, some might say a pathological need, to tell obvious lies at the weirdest times.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 4:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man was struck with the sudden concern that he may, in fact, be gay, after the suitcase he was checking at the airline ticket counter was found to exceed the 45-lb. weight limit for checked luggage.
Published: Friday, February 24th, 2023 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You don’t need to go to Florida for sunshine. Sunshine is lighting the way here in North Carolina as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, also presented as the “Parents Bill of Rights” bill is making its way through the legislature, soon to become law.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 9:53 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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“CBS Mornings” host Gayle King gave Vice President Kamala Harris an on-the-spot promotion during a Wednesday morning interview, referring to her as “Madam President” as their conversation came to a close.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“The Last of Us” director Peter Hoar said he wanted to “trick” his audience into watching a gay love story in an episode of HBO Max’s new apocalyptic drama.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby have begun the process of shopping for a brand-new designer baby to adopt as their own — hopefully one that matches their shoes and will look fetching when they're walking with it down Grove Street.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced Friday that it will remove a restriction on gay and bisexual men donating blood, a segment of the population that faces a higher risk of HIV.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The hard-Left Associated Press blared the “news” from the rooftops: “Pope says homosexuality not a crime,” screamed the headline on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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rules that ban tramples on religious liberty
Published: Thursday, February 2nd, 2023 @ 2:36 pm
By: John Steed
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The Biden administration on Friday blasted as “incomprehensible” Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s move to block a controversial African American studies course from being taught in the state’s public high schools, even as leaks revealed the course’s syllabus leans into wokeism.
Published: Saturday, January 28th, 2023 @ 10:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pete Buttigieg has addressed criticism surrounding his lackluster performance as Secretary of Transportation by reminding everyone that he's really, really gay.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 6:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lt. Governor Robinson has appointed Mr. Stephen Gay pursuant to N.C. General Statute section 115C-218(b)(2)(e), to serve as his Designee to the Charter School Advisory Board, effective immediately.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 2:26 pm
By: Governor's Office
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