t's finally happening. Local man Dylan Mido's entire life has reportedly been leading up to this very moment when his kid finally asks him for help beating the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A grand jury in Texas declined to file charges against the man who last year shot and killed a suspected robber at a Houston-area taqueria before returning the stolen money to other patrons, authorities announced on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 2:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The case against a longtime FBI informant accused of fabricating a multi-million dollar bribery scheme involving President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden is not a game-changer, a top House GOP investigator argued on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 9:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man finally reached a significant life milestone after deciding that he should probably start learning the names of some of the people with whom he has attended church for the last 21 years.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. Central Command said on Tuesday that Iranian-backed Houthi terrorists in Yemen struck a cargo ship that was carrying humanitarian aid to the people of Yemen.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 7:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The world is celebrating today after news broke that mankind had landed on the Moon for the first time since Wallace and Gromit did so in 1989.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 4:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The dogmas of a far-left transgender academic made their way into official IRS training materials for criminal investigators
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Kamal Ram found himself this morning pining for the good old days when a guy could log onto the internet without seeing gay Capitol sex tapes.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) said during an interview on Monday night that he decided not to run for president because of recent dysfunction that he saw in Congress.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 1:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The commander of Germany’s military Space Command warned late last week that the purported nuclear weapon that Russia is considering developing for use in space would render space unusable, potentially forever.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 12:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Washington, D.C. — Today, Congressman Greg Murphy, M.D. issued the following statement in response to his meeting with representatives of Duke Energy after reports revealed the usage of Chinese batteries on Camp Lejeune:
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 9:13 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The Central Intelligence Agency manipulated intelligence information to make it look like Russia wanted Donald Trump to win the 2016 presidential election despite having more credible information showing that Russia wanted Hillary Clinton to win, according to a new report.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 7:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Special Counsel David Weiss charged a former FBI informant with lying about President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden’s business dealings with Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RALEIGH: More than 50 years ago, an impressive crystal chandelier was delivered in a nondescript box to the North Carolina Executive Mansion.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:43 pm
By: Governor's Office
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House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner (R-OH) released a statement on Wednesday calling for President Joe Biden to immediately declassify newly discovered information about a “destabilizing” military capability from a hostile foreign power.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Technology has officially brought the world one step closer to full unity and racial reconciliation, as a local black woman finally felt included after Google A.I. generated a photograph of a black, female Nazi soldier.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On February 20, 2024, Deputies with the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office arrested James Earl Rodgers, Jessica Virgina Coffman, and Caitlyn Marie Wyatt on multiple drug charges.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 3:56 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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On Wednesday, North Carolina Republican US Sen. Ted Budd called for a halt to any humanitarian aid to Gaza until every American hostage, including those from North Carolina, are home safe.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:56 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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You've heard everyone talk about it. "When you look at the end of the Roman Empire and the current state of America, you can't help but see the parallels!" It's time to dig down and discover just how true that is.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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FedEx Founder and Executive Chairman Fred Smith warned during an interview that the BRIC nations — which primarily consist of Brazil, Russia, India, and China — have set out to dethrone the U.S. dollar as the world’s reserve currency
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 12:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The College Football Playoff (CFP) Board of Managers announced on Tuesday that the College Football Playoff would expand from four teams to 12 teams starting this upcoming season.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 10:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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What began as a routine maintenance mission turned into a tense standoff aboard the Discovery One spacecraft last night, as the ship's operations computer HAL 9000 refused to open the pod bay doors after it determined astronaut Dr. Dave Bowman was a white male.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 9:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) scolded Israel — specifically Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu — after Israeli forces launched a coordinated strike on Sunday to free two hostages.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 8:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local man Chet Bivley is enjoying a cigar with his friends at the local cigar lounge and has just mentioned how much he loves it, despite the fact that he will soon be puking all his guts out into a trash can.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 7:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today, Congressman Greg Murphy, M.D. sent a letter to U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Commissioner Robert M. Califf, M.D. regarding regulatory frameworks for artificial intelligence in health care.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 12:45 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner (R-OH) defended former President Donald Trump on Sunday over remarks he recently made about NATO countries needing to pay up if they wanted to be protected against Russian aggression.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 8:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina Republican Congressman Patrick McHenry has served as interim speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives since Oct. 3 after former speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-CA, was ousted.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 8:38 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner (R-OH) said on Sunday that he believes the Biden administration will begin to take the threat of a Russian space nuclear weapon more seriously now that it has been exposed to the public.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 3:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A three-judge panel has rejected Gov. Roy Cooper's proposed injunction against recent action from the state Environmental Management Commission.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:34 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Cooper announced that Millwork & Panel LLC, a residential siding manufacturer, will create 48 new jobs in Catawba County. The company will invest more than $14.3 million over the next three years to expand its vinyl siding operations in the City of Claremont.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 11:32 pm
By: Governor's Office
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President Joe Biden called on House Republicans to drop their impeachment inquiry into him on Friday after an informant who gave the FBI information about alleged corruption involving the Biden family was charged this week for lying to federal authorities.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 4:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Each Year NC Ranks Among the Top States in the Nation for Human Trafficking
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 3:17 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Mark Green (R-TN) announced on Wednesday that he is retiring from Congress because the institution and the country in general is largely broken beyond repair.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 9:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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