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The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives continues, the American public is starting to wonder who else may be a candidate to fill the important role in the nation's legislative branch.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Target Corporation is making drastic changes in its product selection in an effort to win back customers following the first quarterly earnings loss in six years. Thus, they have unveiled the new Straight White Male Pride Collection available in stores nationwide.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 5:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to avoid further injury and traumatic incidents involving Caucasians eating food that's far too spicy for them, the scientists behind the Scoville Scale have announced they are releasing a separate spiciness scale for white people.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as "Breakfast Tacos," eschewing the more politically correct term, "Brxxkfst Txcxs."
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With a run time of one-and-a-half minutes, new release Top Gun: Predator shows a drone completing the exact same mission as in Maverick, but way faster.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 12:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Head football coach at the University of South Carolina Shane Beamer ripped into “miserable” CBS sports journalist Dennis Dodd on Thursday over a now-deleted tweet mocking the USC boys for celebrating their Duke’s Mayor Bowl victory.
Published: Sunday, January 2nd, 2022 @ 12:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Sunday, we watched our church worship service on YouTube, after Methodist Bishops in North Carolina told churches not to hold services for at least two weeks.
Published: Friday, March 20th, 2020 @ 5:10 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Impossible Foods and Beyond Meat are the most notable entrants in the race to make a meat substitute that acts like meat but is made entirely from plants. They have tremendous capital behind their efforts to make meatless meats that appeal to meat lovers.
Published: Sunday, November 24th, 2019 @ 3:28 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Ronald McDonald House of Eastern North Carolina has helped families with children in the hospital for 30 years in Greenville.
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2019 @ 10:16 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mrs. Shirley Carraway Hardison, age 81, a resident of Thoroughfare Road, Washington, went peacefully with family by her side on Thursday, August 17, 2017 at her home
Published: Monday, August 21st, 2017 @ 1:30 pm
By: Announcements
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My great Aunt Agnes could play the piano like she was born to do so. It seemed as natural to her as breathing.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2017 @ 3:18 am
By: Michele Rhem
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