Local man Dave Johnson has long suffered from the fear that everyone will one day realize he's not really qualified for his job. As it turns out, those fears were totally justified as Mr. Johnson is completely awful at his job and everyone has figured it out.
Published: Wednesday, June 28th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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William “Bill” Cook, Chairman of the Board of Directors of the Aurora Fossil Museum, which is hosting the 2023 North Carolina Fossil Festival scheduled for this Memorial Day Weekend has announced that the Festival is being postponed until June 24-25
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 7:12 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Former President Donald Trump’s social media company is seeking $3.78 billion in damages in a defamation lawsuit against The Washington Post for publishing “an egregious hit piece” earlier this month that accused the company of securities fraud and other wrongdoings.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 12:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley ripped into The Washington Post over a post-Durham defense of the Trump/Russia collusion narrative, accusing the author of reaching a “new level of denial.”
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Owners of a local resort were left discouraged after John the Apostle left their establishment a decidedly negative 1-star review following his stay.
Published: Friday, May 12th, 2023 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a horrific tragedy, the Postal Service was unable to deliver an abortion pill in time and now an adorable baby has been born.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 12:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New York Supreme Court Judge Juan Merchan, who is poised to preside over the historic alleged hush-money prosecution of former President Donald Trump, warned Trump to refrain from posting on social media, as it could foment civil unrest.
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 7:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Washington-Warren Airport (KOCW) will celebrate the groundbreaking of infrastructure projects on Friday, April 7 from 11:00 a.m. until 3:00 p.m.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Former President Donald Trump posted to Facebook on Friday for the first time since getting booted from the platform in January 2021.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 1:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The United States Postal Service announced the purchase of 9,250 electric vehicles and 14,000 charging stations on Wednesday as the Biden administration continues efforts to phase internal combustion vehicles out of the federal fleet.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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You would think The New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, and NPR, not to mention all the “fact-check” scammers, would be furious with Anthony Fauci.
Published: Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 @ 9:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Washington Post columnist conducted a surreal exercise in absurdity this week to explain why eggs — which have soared 138% in price — are “cheaper than you think.”
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 5:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken postponed a scheduled trip to China after a suspected “surveillance balloon” was spotted flying above the western United States.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Christian radio station K-LOVE has parted ways with the Apostle Paul over his continued struggles to maintain the station's positive and encouraging on-air vibe.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Job, famed tycoon of sheep, camels, oxen, and donkeys, has fallen upon hard times, losing much of his fortune and all his children in a single day, as well as being stricken with painful boils.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 8:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a Washington Post reporter characterized a leftist who had allegedly championed violence as someone “documenting racist and far-right attackers,” Twitter CEO Elon Musk fired back that the reporter was a “contemptible liar.”
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 1:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New York became the sixth state to legalize the practice of composting human remains, a practice that has raised alarm bells among religious groups.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 1:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Twitter account belonging to The Christian Post was restored on Saturday following a nine-month suspension over a tweet calling Health and Human Services Assistant Secretary Rachel Levine, who claims identity as a transgender woman, a “man.”
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Washington Post took a virtual beating on Thursday over an article detailing the results of an “eye-opening” study that compared exercise habits and coronavirus outcomes.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The bombshell story about Hunter Biden's laptop from the New York Post was censored after the FBI had repeatedly warned Twitter executives about foreign election interference campaigns, according to the seventh installment of the Twitter Files released Monday.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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In a solemn moment of solidarity, The Washington Post has lowered the flags at all its buildings nationwide to half-staff in remembrance of the brave journalists who were suspended from Twitter by Elon Musk.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) said during an interview with the Washington Post that members of his party are “not even close” to understanding the problems on the U.S. southern border.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Washington Post slammed President Joe Biden in a statement Friday for shielding Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman from a lawsuit on Thursday over his involvement in the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, one of the newspaper’s columnists.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Hundreds of millions of people around the world mourned the sudden death of Twitter last night with hundreds of millions of heartfelt posts on Twitter.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 8:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Anatoly was grooving on this Third World War delta-spoofing gig some kind of beaucoup dinky dow.
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022 @ 6:37 am
By: The Correspondent
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Democratic candidate Stacey Abrams compared her loss in the Georgia gubernatorial election to the apostle Paul’s suffering amid his missionary work as she conceded to Republican rival and incumbent Governor Brian Kemp.
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Wow. Classic example of worrying about nothing. Then again that Farnell guy has been seeing spirits for many years they say.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 7:19 pm
By: The Correspondent
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After reviewing new historical evidence, scholars now believe the Apostle Paul used the handy map in the back of his Bible when deciding where to travel to next.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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California has legalized the use of human remains for composting.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 1:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Jewish religious leaders have taken issue with the Apostle Paul's continuing to preach Jesus as Messiah to Gentile regions, which the Jewish religious leaders have condemned.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 12:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Sunday poll from ABC News and The Washington Post found that the Republican Party leads the Democratic Party on economic issues by double-digit margins.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 6:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Washington Post’s resident “conservative blogger” Jennifer Rubin claimed in a Tuesday article that the MAGA slogan — “Make America Great Again” — was no different than the post-Civil War South’s battle cry: “The South will rise again.”
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 11:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Washington Post surveyed 19 of the most competitive election races in the country this year asking candidates, “Will you accept the results of your election?”
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 5:00 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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