Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines announced Friday that they have purchased a Boeing C-17 Globemaster widebody cargo aircraft that's capable of transporting your mom.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines, with a positive reputation for supporting plus-size travelers, has taken a big step in providing robust support for its largest customers. Starting this week, fliers of size will be given a complimentary bed of hay and a feeding trough.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines is going viral for their company-wide “Customer of Size” policy, which allows overweight travelers to potentially get extra seats for free if they don’t fit.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bid to enhance the luxury experience of first-class passengers, airlines have introduced a new perk allowing them to smack everyone flying in coach with pool noodles all while shouting, "Poors! Filthy Poors!" as they pass by.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to a new report, flight delays and cancellations will plague the airline industry for the next ten years due to the shortage in the aviation industry of commercial pilots, mechanics and air traffic controllers.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing the company of discrimination after he was charged for multiple seats on a flight. Hutt alleges he is being treated differently because of his weight.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WATCH: Terrifying Moment American Airlines Plane Bursts Into Flames Following Bird Strike Goes ViralVideo of an American Airlines flight headed to Phoenix, Arizona, from Columbus, Ohio, bursting into flames in mid-air after a flock of geese collided with it has been released.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 7:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 3:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines reported a $220 million loss in the fourth quarter and warned investors that fallout from the company’s holiday meltdown would continue.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. — A harsh winter storm has swept the nation, disrupting travel plans, canceling flights, and leaving thousands disappointed and stranded at the airport.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 4:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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United Airlines announced a deal to buy up to 400 electric aircraft from Eve Air Mobility coupled with a $15 million investment in the startup.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, United Airlines pilots rejected a contract offer, intensifying fears that upcoming holiday airline travel may be impeded in a major way. That followed a vote on Monday by Delta Airlines pilots to call a strike for a new contract.
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 9:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Spirit Airlines has hammered yet another nail into the coffin of ableism by hiring the world's first blind commercial airline pilot. Flight 2047 from Orlando to Saint Louis is set to be the first vision-impaired flight. The co-pilot will reportedly wear a blindfold for the duration of
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Seeing the need to provide more affordable options for travelers affected by record inflation, Spirit Airlines has introduced a new bargain flight where they just launch you in a medieval catapult.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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JetBlue and Spirit Airlines announced a $3.8 billion merger on Thursday, one day after merger negotiations between Spirit and Frontier Airlines collapsed.
Published: Tuesday, August 9th, 2022 @ 3:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A flight attendant was awarded $5.1 million by a jury on Thursday, finding that Southwest Airlines canned 20-year veteran Charlene Carter for her sincerely held religious beliefs, namely her pro-life views.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 12:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Industry analysts say airlines will hire 12,000 pilots this year, 8,000 in 2023 and and 6,000 more in 2024.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Carolina Journal
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and the Biden regime thinks this is safe for other passengers?
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 9:36 am
By: John Steed
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United Airlines executive Jacob Cefolia went missing more than a year ago. On Sunday, human remains were found hanging in Waterfall Glen Forest Preserve in Darien, Illinois. Those remains were identified as Cefolia following an autopsy.
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 11:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. airlines facing a pilot shortage are considering measures that would make it easier to get pilots trained faster, including halving the number of flight hours needed to become a pilot.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 8:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Two major U.S. airlines have announced that they will continue to enforce Democrat President Joe Biden’s mask mandate on public transportation despite a federal judge ruling on Monday that the mandate was “unlawful” and that it must be “terminate[d].”
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 4:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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China Eastern Airlines has started to put its fleet of Boeing 737-800 jetliners back into service after grounding all of them for weeks following a horrifying crash in which one of the planes plunged vertically into a mountain range, killing all 132 people who were on the plane.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 10:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Saturday, an Associated Press reporter sparked a national story by claiming that a Southwest Airlines pilot had signed off his greeting last Friday to passengers by saying, “Let’s Go Brandon,” the ubiquitous phrase used as a substitute for “F*** Joe Biden.”
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A woman who was in a video that went viral over the Christmas holiday after she became highly unruly on a Delta flight has reportedly been taken into custody by the FBI following the altercation that took place while the plane was in the air.
Published: Sunday, April 17th, 2022 @ 2:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Also urge him to get rid of international predeparture testing requirement
Published: Saturday, March 26th, 2022 @ 1:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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A China Eastern Airlines Boeing 737-800 crashed in a mountainous region of southern China on Monday and there do not appear to be any signs of survivors from the crash.
Published: Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022 @ 9:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former Miss Universe Olivia Culpo was asked to cover up before a flight with American Airlines, according to the 29-year-old’s sister Aurora Culpo.
Published: Tuesday, February 8th, 2022 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Several foreign airlines announced on Tuesday that they have started to cancel flights to the United States over concerns that 5G networks deployed near airports could cause interference issues.
Published: Thursday, January 27th, 2022 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Wednesday, amidst a lawsuit by the Southwest Airlines pilots to stop the mandatory COVID-19 vaccine job requirement from taking effect — a requirement that some pilots have reportedly argued could affect their ability to do their job if they were to experience side effects.
Published: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022 @ 10:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, American Airlines and Southwest Airlines stated they would defy Texas GOP Governor Greg Abbott’s executive order this week barring any employer in the state from requiring COVID-19 vaccines. Both of the airlines are based in Texas.
Published: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022 @ 11:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick slammed American Airlines on Thursday evening after the airline called out the state’s new security measures to protect elections, claiming that a representative from the company called him and told him that the head of the company didn’t even read the bill.
Published: Tuesday, April 6th, 2021 @ 9:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Georgia state House passed an amendment Wednesday that would strip Delta Air Lines of a multimillion-dollar tax break after the company blasted the state’s new election laws.
Published: Saturday, April 3rd, 2021 @ 5:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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