Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington noted that Christians eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local atheist Sam Thorp has been gloriously converted to Christianity only seconds after hearing Johnny Cash's hit song "The Man Comes Around" for the first time.
Published: Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 7:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"We just don’t tolerate diversity of opinion because the stakes are too high."
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 12:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Famed atheist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins slammed transgender ideology during an interview over the weekend, calling it “distinctly weird” and an “odd distortion of reality.”
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 10:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local atheist Jerry Carson spent another Sunday worshipping himself, say sources. The self-focused man reportedly woke up early to fix himself some breakfast before devoting himself to couch meditations for the remainder of the morning.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Expert analysts of evangelical career trajectories said today that they believe North Point Community Church pastor Andy Stanley is within three years of embracing full-blown atheism, including the frequent wearing of fedoras and use of the term "magical sky daddy."
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A shocking report has revealed that there are still people clinging to atheism in spite of the well-documented existence of breakfast burritos.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The best and the worst of Americans are revealed in the aftermath of the horrendous sutherland Springs massacre.
Published: Friday, November 10th, 2017 @ 9:30 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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It's that time of year when secularists and atheists join forces to eradicate all signs of Christmas from the Christmas season. Thus Christmas trees become "holiday" trees and timid Christians swallow the attacks on their faith and their intelligence.
Published: Tuesday, December 25th, 2012 @ 12:04 pm
By: Alicia Colon
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Not long ago, a blogger wrote: "Recently, my Biology teacher threw a bible across the classroom! Not that I am a Christian, but that's not how you treat other people's religion.
Published: Thursday, March 22nd, 2012 @ 9:21 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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A growing number of the American youth is bridging the gap between American liberalism and Libertarianism as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
Published: Monday, August 23rd, 2010 @ 2:21 pm
By: BCN
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