Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious "Bat Signal" on the roof of a downtown building.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
Published: Friday, January 13th, 2023 @ 1:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Director Tim Burton is a Hollywood mainstay, but that wasn’t always the case. Now the 64-year-old is reflecting on one of his first big projects and how he was treated by actor Jack Nicholson.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Dark Knight of Gotham looks like he may finally hang up the cape for good after a poll of Arkham inmates revealed most of them wish for Bruce Wayne to step down as Batman.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As civilization continues to decline, experts have now pinpointed the exact moment humanity reached its tipping point: January 16, 1999, when Batman: The Animated Series ended its run.
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Batman has finally been forced to hang up his cape and abandon his beloved city as the crime rate continues to soar under Democrat leadership. Following the election of another democrat, Mayor Tori Tightfoot, Batman has decided he just can't keep up with the crime anymore.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 6:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christian Bale, who gave iconic performances as Batman in filmmaker Christopher Nolan’s masterful trilogy about the Caped Crusader, suggested that he might be willing to don the cape one last time— on one condition.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 4:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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