Following the embarrassing accounting blunder that resulted in an additional $6.2 billion being sent to Ukraine, Department of Defense officials announced another $40 billion had been discovered underneath some couch cushions at the Pentagon.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A jury decided Tuesday that a handwritten will found under Aretha Franklin’s couch cushions is valid and trumps an earlier version found locked in a cabinet.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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KNOXVILLE, TN — Local men Dave Harding and Tyler Daniels, while hard at work helping their friends move furniture out of their apartment, have just announced unprompted that the couch isn't heavy at all, it's just an awkward shape.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New York has unveiled its new tent shelter for the city’s growing migrant population, complete with XBoxes, big-screen televisions, and couches.
Published: Tuesday, October 25th, 2022 @ 1:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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This week, local man Joseph Briones gave a rousing speech to his family about his role as king of his home. During his monologue, Briones cast a compelling vision of male leadership, all from under 25 floral pillows on the couch.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Richard Couch, a doctor of osteopathic medicine, will join Vidant Orthopedics-Washington located at 1207 Highland Drive.
Published: Friday, March 20th, 2015 @ 1:41 am
By: Chris Downey
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