According to sources, a local family has gathered for their annual tradition of putting up Christmas tree decorations that their mother will move to the correct spots immediately after everyone walks away.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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CHAPPAQUA, NY — On Wednesday, a group of concerned neighbors nervously approached the old Clinton house and asked if there were any plans to put "all the dead bodies away."
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an inspiring international gesture in honor of Pride Month, the frozen corpses of climbers on Mount Everest have been heavily decorated to reflect the celebration's rainbow theme.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to reports from residents living near Liz Cheney's Wyoming home, the lame-duck representative for the state's at-large congressional district is really feeling the spirit of the holidays.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The annual holiday storefront decorating contest takes to the streets of Uptown Greenville. The theme of this year’s contest is “Holidays in the City.”
Published: Friday, December 13th, 2019 @ 12:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Here's how it started. First, I smiled when a friend emailed just past Halloween that she'd like to have a few girls over for cocktails but needed to apologize and warn us that her Christmas decorations were already up.
Published: Thursday, November 28th, 2019 @ 9:50 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Are you juggling so many balls that you wish there were more hours in the day? Is your to-do-list on overload when suddenly you need to add a task like holiday decorating or helping your parents downsize? Well then, have I got a deal for you.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2017 @ 11:22 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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December has come-with its' shining lights and sugar cookies. I love December with all its' lovely details. For me, December is a happy month and a holy time.
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2016 @ 3:56 am
By: Michele Rhem
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At last, the rabbit patch declares that the Christmas season is upon us. There is a wreath on every door with little twinkling lights that brighten the late autumn fog.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2016 @ 11:43 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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He was the most decorated soldier of World War II and a movie star, but many do not know the rest of his story.
Published: Sunday, February 7th, 2016 @ 9:06 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory and First Lady Ann McCrory will be hosting a Holiday Open House at the Governor's Western Residence this weekend. The open house will be held on both Saturday, December 6 and Sunday, December 7 from 12:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. Media wishing to attend and speak with...
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2014 @ 4:15 pm
By: Chris Downey
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