In the world's largest pedophile bust ever, federal agents stormed the Happiest Place on Earth™ and just arrested any adult who was visiting the park solo.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 6:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A TikTok clip of a man in a dress welcoming small children into a Disneyland boutique full of princess costumes has gone viral on social media.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Disneyland announced late last week that the California-based theme park will host its first-ever Pride Nites as part of the park’s “After Dark” series in June.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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School Principal Accused Of Crimes Against Children Jumps To Death At Disneyland, Leaves Behind NoteA school principal accused of crimes against a child jumped to his death at Disneyland late last week and blamed his suicide on the upcoming court battle.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 6:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In response to overwhelming feedback, Disney has announced a new vacation package in which families pay $3,000 to not visit any Disney theme parks. Currently, only Disneyland in Anaheim and Disney World in Orlando are covered under the new ticketing option.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 3:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man who narrowly escaped a hopelessly depraved Disneyland with his children has told investigators his wife turned into a "pillar of salt" when she looked back as they were fleeing.
Published: Friday, April 15th, 2022 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Wednesday night, at a protest in front of Disney headquarters in Burbank, California, a young woman who described herself as a Disneyland cast member denounced the company for pushing gender ideology on children.
Published: Sunday, April 10th, 2022 @ 2:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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This year's reading was offered by none other than Chris Pratt from Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy."
Published: Tuesday, December 4th, 2018 @ 6:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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