The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) revealed why she stopped going to what she called “dumb” Democrat luncheons with “old dudes” sitting around “eating Jell-O” and everyone bragging about themselves.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Swamp’s reaction to Fox News’s Tucker Carlson airing of less than two hours total of January 6 video footage proves that at best, the powers that be think you are really dumb and cannot handle doing your own research
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new study has found that everyone at the gym is, in fact, watching you and laughing at your little sissy dumbbells.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Leaked internal messages among the faculty at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry reveal clear collusion between the school's headmaster, Professor Albus Dumbledore, and Gryffindor House, which won the year-long contest for the House Cup.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 2:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Burton is not interested in working with Disney again because of a bad experience making “Dumbo,” plus some issues with the Marvel multiverse.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 9:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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People are addicted to their phones
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 1:43 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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The profound damage to the so-called moderates in the Democratic Socialist party has begun with this Impeachment Inquiry process vote.
Published: Friday, November 1st, 2019 @ 8:19 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Senator Chuck Schumer Wins the 'Dumb-Ass of the Year' Award
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2018 @ 12:36 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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Can it be? When I read the article announcing the demise of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, all kinds of memories came to mind.
Published: Friday, February 17th, 2017 @ 11:40 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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That's the money quote straight from Congressman Bob Pittenger's big mouth during his do-over town hall in Matthews last night. Not much better than the first go around.
Published: Friday, August 23rd, 2013 @ 5:00 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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In my freshman year at Cathedral High School for Girls, Sister Fredericka told us that studying Latin would teach us to think. I didn't quite get it at the time even after four years studying the dead language.
Published: Sunday, December 16th, 2012 @ 12:02 am
By: Alicia Colon
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