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It's not easy being a dad. Exemplifying bravery, leadership, and wisdom while simultaneously consuming an entire pig's worth of bacon per day and explaining to your wife how every daily event relates to The Lord of the Rings is hard work.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Gold Star father Mark Schmitz held nothing back during his Tuesday testimony before the House Foreign Affairs Committee, taking direct aim at military leadership in addition to President Joe Biden and former Pentagon spokesman John Kirby.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 3:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Lady Gaga’s father is leading the fight against letting illegal immigrants flood his posh New York City neighborhood, saying they have “basically taken over.”
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local father of three Drake Burlingham is reportedly unsure if he should take his children to the free fireworks show at nearby Blunt Park since he can put on his own show in the driveway for the low price of $800.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement labeled by his critics as a poor attempt at damage control, Hunter Biden sought to clarify that when he wrote a text message to a Chinese government official saying he was "sitting next to my father," he was actually referring to his Heavenly Father.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to reports, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau lit up a Cuban cigar to honor his dad on Father's Day.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a touching Father's Day gesture, Hunter Biden has negotiated for twelve percent of incoming bribes from foreign governments to go to his Dad.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 12:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A 43-year-old father of three who was in the World Trade Center during the September 11, 2001, terror attack died on Tuesday after saving children involved in a boating accident on Lake Michigan.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Police said the father appears to have been protecting his family.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A teen girl and her father, who were punished by Vermont school officials for “misgendering” a biological boy in the girl’s locker room, recently scored a victory in court.
Published: Saturday, June 17th, 2023 @ 11:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Just put a family that’s been through hell through more of this… when is the healing going to begin?”
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local father Stephen Taylor has become concerned that going to church could really intrude on his eleven-year-old's travel baseball schedule.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 7:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden administration officials are reportedly walking back claims that they made earlier this month when they claimed that they had killed a major figure in the Islamic terrorist group al-Qaeda.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 3:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local Dad Amos Bennet discovered he suddenly had the ability to read over 1,000 words per minute while reading to his kids at bedtime yesterday evening.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 8:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"No one called us back"
Published: Friday, May 26th, 2023 @ 10:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Geoffrey Hinton, a cognitive psychologist and computer scientist known as the “Godfather of A.I.,” announced on Monday that he exited his position at Google and is no longer optimistic about the future of artificial intelligence.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 1:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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A conservative father and former Bush administration official confronted teachers union boss Randi Weingarten Thursday over her claim that she worked to reopen schools during the COVID pandemic, telling the labor leader during a live CNN panel discussion that parents know better.
Published: Monday, May 15th, 2023 @ 6:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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If you're a Dad who's always running around after your kids, doing house projects, and carrying in groceries, you may be burning more calories than you think! To avoid the shame of failing to maintain a perfect "Dad bod," use these tried-and-true tricks!
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite having faithfully shepherded his congregation for twelve years, local Pastor Reagan Johnson has been removed from his post after a concerned congregant notified the elder board of his failing to have "Husband. Father. Pastor." in his bio on Twitter.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Catholic pro-life activist facing 11 years in prison for allegedly violating a federal law prohibiting people from blocking others from entering an abortion clinic was acquitted on Monday following a week-long trial.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 11:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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A deaf father can proceed with his lawsuit against a Huntersville hospital, based on a unanimous ruling Tuesday from the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Catholic priest Father Frank Pavone fired back Monday night after reportedly being defrocked by the Vatican for political reasons, charging that his dismissal was due to cancel culture in the Catholic Church that needs “to be exposed.”
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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I have long felt that Greg Lake / Pete Sinfield 's "I believe in Father Christmas" is one of the more creative modern Christmas songs created in my lifetime. I have never been a huge fan of Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but I am a big fan of Greg Lake's ode to the British Santa.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Local dad Cory Logan glanced up from his iPhone today to mutter something or other to his teenage son about the dangers of technology.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 3:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sylvester Stallone is fresh off a marriage reconciliation and is reflecting on how he handled the balance of career and family responsibilities in the past.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 12:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, a kindly middle-aged father began bullying his family during a casual game of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe this week. Police were called to the scene after a neighbor became distressed over the sound of wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from the family's home.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the publication of an influential paper presented at an ecumenical conference exploring Isaac's troubled relationship with his father Abraham, most historians now believe that Isaac found excuses to avoid hikes, camping trips, and father-son wilderness outings
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2022 @ 1:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alan Tucker patiently waited for his entire family to fall asleep so he could hide in the office to listen to Taylor Swift's newest album Midnights.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"...Biden's Justice Department sent a fully armed SWAT team into a home full of young children at daybreak, to arrest a father for protecting his son."
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 3:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Are you a Dad looking for ways to bond with your son? It's important to spend quality time with your boys and teach them how to be real men! Otherwise, they may grow up to be whiny weaklings! Not good!
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local father Justin Walker works 60 hours a week, helps with the kids and housework, plays in a church softball league, volunteers for Sunday service, and does yard work on the weekends.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The father of seven is facing up to 11 years in prison.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 4:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local father of three Kirk Watson once again exploited his children's insatiable desire for fast food to get himself some McDonald's, say sources.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 2:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The weaponization of the FBI especially as related to President Donald Trump and his associates including the impeachment hoaxes, charging General Flynn, and most recently the totally unjustified and unprecedented raid on Mar-a Lago.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 11:36 am
By: Alan Harrop
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