With Chinese President Xi Jinping arriving for a heavily publicized visit to the Bay Area, California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered officials to deploy a giant can of Febreze and spray the entire city in an effort to mask the overpowering smell of human feces.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Proctor & Gamble has released a brand new maximum-strength version of its popular Febreze air freshener product designed to combat the intense odor of bedrooms occupied by Jr. High-aged boys.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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