As the giant Goliath lay sprawled on the ground, defeated by a small shepherd boy, he couldn't help but reflect on the impending onslaught of poorly constructed metaphors about his defeat.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 7:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars now believe that David's filthy headshot on Goliath was aided by years of practice playing Call Of Duty.
Published: Sunday, May 21st, 2023 @ 4:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Investigators working with the Israel Antiquities Authority have claimed David used an illegal "ghost" sling in his famous battle with Goliath.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 2:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This is a modern day re-telling of the familiar Bible story of David and Goliath.
Published: Sunday, August 18th, 2019 @ 2:34 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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