The Department of Justice has announced that anyone found to have pre-ordered the upcoming Harry Potter franchise game Hogwarts Legacy will be added to an anti-trans watchlist.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Leaked internal messages among the faculty at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry reveal clear collusion between the school's headmaster, Professor Albus Dumbledore, and Gryffindor House, which won the year-long contest for the House Cup.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 2:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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