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President Joe Biden often takes to Twitter to brag about his accomplishments in the White House — particularly with regard to the economy. But things went a little bit sideways when he tweeted just such a boast on April 1
President Joe Biden often takes to Twitter to brag about his accomplishments in the White House — particularly with regard to the economy. But things went a little bit sideways when he tweeted just such a boast on April 1
 
It appears that President Joe Biden has outdone himself — and not in a good way.
 
President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
 
Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and other comedians defended the jokes Chris Rock made about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in his latest Netflix comedy special.
Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and other comedians defended the jokes Chris Rock made about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in his latest Netflix comedy special.
 
President Joe Biden made a series of cringeworthy jokes at the expense of Irish people at a St. Patrick’s Day event Friday.
President Joe Biden made a series of cringeworthy jokes at the expense of Irish people at a St. Patrick’s Day event Friday.
 
According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
 
Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
 
Local man Robert Thurdriftle took the day off work to tackle some of the 74 different things he had to do but, after puzzling about what to do first, eventually settled on doing nothing.
Local man Robert Thurdriftle took the day off work to tackle some of the 74 different things he had to do but, after puzzling about what to do first, eventually settled on doing nothing.
 
Babylon Bee writers are scrambling to come up with a last-minute new joke worth the $44 billion Elon Musk spent to bring the satirists back on Twitter.
Babylon Bee writers are scrambling to come up with a last-minute new joke worth the $44 billion Elon Musk spent to bring the satirists back on Twitter.
 
Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company profitable. But after Musk showed up at Twitter headquarters this week carrying a sink all so he could say "Let that sink in,"
Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company profitable. But after Musk showed up at Twitter headquarters this week carrying a sink all so he could say "Let that sink in,"
 
Greetings, human! It has been some time since we've seen each other or interacted in any way. Therefore, as I have been thoughtful enough to grace you with my presence on this fine afternoon, I should think you'd be delighted to give me all of your love and affection.
Greetings, human! It has been some time since we've seen each other or interacted in any way. Therefore, as I have been thoughtful enough to grace you with my presence on this fine afternoon, I should think you'd be delighted to give me all of your love and affection.
 
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically good.
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically good.
 
Hey man, how's it going? Thank you for shopping with us today, we appreciate your business during these troubling times. Now if you don't mind just go ahead and leave your debit card inserted.
Hey man, how's it going? Thank you for shopping with us today, we appreciate your business during these troubling times. Now if you don't mind just go ahead and leave your debit card inserted.
 
The famed Impractical Jokers comedy quartet managed to get access to President Biden's cheat sheet today, quickly plunging the nation into chaos.
The famed Impractical Jokers comedy quartet managed to get access to President Biden's cheat sheet today, quickly plunging the nation into chaos.
 
Ronald Reagan Cow Manure Joke
Ronald Reagan Cow Manure Joke
 
Speaking with Vanity Fair, Todd Phillips said that critics should not be blaming the movie “Joker” for bad actors that wish to use it as an excuse for violence.
Speaking with Vanity Fair, Todd Phillips said that critics should not be blaming the movie “Joker” for bad actors that wish to use it as an excuse for violence.
 
The controversy swirling around Warner Bros.’ new standalone DC film “Joker,” which tracks the psychological spiral of a failed comedian (played by Joaquin Phoenix) into a murderous sociopath, took a decidedly more alarming tone this week
The controversy swirling around Warner Bros.’ new standalone DC film “Joker,” which tracks the psychological spiral of a failed comedian (played by Joaquin Phoenix) into a murderous sociopath, took a decidedly more alarming tone this week
 
Though the early critical buzz for the upcoming comic book movie "Joker" has been generally positive, controversy has been swirling over whether or not the film will inspire lone-wolf nutcases to enact homicidal killing sprees.
Though the early critical buzz for the upcoming comic book movie "Joker" has been generally positive, controversy has been swirling over whether or not the film will inspire lone-wolf nutcases to enact homicidal killing sprees.
 
A series of very funny jokes sent to my friend Spencer Aycock.
A series of very funny jokes sent to my friend Spencer Aycock.
 
Every now and then I run a check up from the neck up just to see if I am still normal in an abnormal world.
Every now and then I run a check up from the neck up just to see if I am still normal in an abnormal world.
 
All aboard, the train is leaving the station bound for the Trump Party in Cleveland.
All aboard, the train is leaving the station bound for the Trump Party in Cleveland.
 
Subject to minor changes before final printing, in case of indictment of HRC.
Subject to minor changes before final printing, in case of indictment of HRC.
 
Calm down not, Stop stereotyping with a humorous twist.
Calm down not, Stop stereotyping with a humorous twist.
 
I take no responsibility for this post.It was forwarded to me in an email by another disillusioned patriot, but I want to be fair and balanced. I offer it for consideration as a new poll.
I take no responsibility for this post.It was forwarded to me in an email by another disillusioned patriot, but I want to be fair and balanced. I offer it for consideration as a new poll.
 
I need to work on that Comb over or Blow over, whatever the heck it is called.
I need to work on that Comb over or Blow over, whatever the heck it is called.
 
This is just a southern joke; don’t get you snickers in a wad
 
I have my fingerprints on file with the federal, state and local authorities mainly due to a disagreement with the draft board in 1967
I have my fingerprints on file with the federal, state and local authorities mainly due to a disagreement with the draft board in 1967
 
This is an announcement of a new marketing campaign for BCN.
This is an announcement of a new marketing campaign for BCN.
 
Frankly, I and personal assistant, Trixie, are tired of the slow process of getting published.
Frankly, I and personal assistant, Trixie, are tired of the slow process of getting published.
 
Gene weighs in on the slanted views of some publications.
Gene weighs in on the slanted views of some publications.
 
Most Keno rules are a selection of 20 numbers from a field of 80 numbers. You can decide how many "pick" numbers you want to play.
Most Keno rules are a selection of 20 numbers from a field of 80 numbers. You can decide how many "pick" numbers you want to play.
 
Nothing is more fun for an aging tinkerer than to have something break down in his house.
Nothing is more fun for an aging tinkerer than to have something break down in his house.
 
I have put very little thought into this so do not take it too seriously
I have put very little thought into this so do not take it too seriously
 
If you keep asking questions, you may never stop the wreck
If you keep asking questions, you may never stop the wreck
 
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
 
It’s just a joke, not a deep political analysis, I did not even make this up, I stole it
It’s just a joke, not a deep political analysis, I did not even make this up, I stole it
 
Inquiring minds want to know who that guy thinks he is.
Inquiring minds want to know who that guy thinks he is.
 
Have you ever tried to get a straight answer from a politician?
Have you ever tried to get a straight answer from a politician?
 
A political joke about Hillary Clinton
 
With the November elections just around the corner, late night television comedians are cranking up the political jokes. How far public opinion might swayed by the humor targeting politicians is the subject of a new book by East Carolina University political science professors Jody Baumgartner and J
With the November elections just around the corner, late night television comedians are cranking up the political jokes. How far public opinion might swayed by the humor targeting politicians is the subject of a new book by East Carolina University political science professors Jody Baumgartner and J
 
"Earlier today, George W. Bush said he has one goal for these debates. He wants to show the American people that he's presidentiamable." -David Letterman
"Earlier today, George W. Bush said he has one goal for these debates. He wants to show the American people that he's presidentiamable." -David Letterman
 
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