This week, thousands of kindergartners across the U.S. are being dropped off at their local public school for their first day of grooming.
Published: Wednesday, August 24th, 2022 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Boston-area charter school assistant principal told a first-grade teacher who is a biological woman and identifies as a man to tell kindergarten, first-grade and second grade students on an “Identity Share” Zoom call, “I’m going to start by turning it over to you and having you share with us your
Published: Thursday, April 14th, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.
Published: Monday, March 28th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A private school in Washington D.C. that pushes social activism and charges roughly $40,000 per year for children in their kindergarten program held a march where the kindergartners carried protest signs and chanted “Black Lives Matter.”
Published: Thursday, March 3rd, 2022 @ 7:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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