Newly discovered texts from ancient Mesopotamia revealed a Levitical law that any woman who shops at Target will be deemed ritually unclean for a period of seven days.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Having finally begun his read-through-the-Bible-In-A-Year plan in August, local man Lance LeShaun finally arrived at the passage in which God commands the Israelites to avoid their wives for 7 days when they are on their menstrual cycles.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biblical scholars have at last uncovered a missing verse from the end of the book of Leviticus that reads: ‘So Anyway, All That To Say, Here's A Killer Oatmeal Cookie Recipe'.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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