As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An expert panel of sociologists has weighed in on the decline of Western civilization, and they believe they've found the exact moment that our society began to crumble:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With news breaking of the Department of Justice handing down an indictment of former President Donald Trump, new details regarding the classified documents found in Trump's possession have come to light.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration will officially be supplying the toys for McDonald's new "Adult Happy Meals", which will reportedly consist of crack pipes and safe smoking kits.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The man who made headlines earlier this week for brandishing an axe at a Lower East Side McDonald’s is speaking out, claiming he’s “not unhinged” and insisting 18 hours in jail was ample punishment for his crime.
Published: Friday, October 14th, 2022 @ 12:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local father of three Kirk Watson once again exploited his children's insatiable desire for fast food to get himself some McDonald's, say sources.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 2:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After hearing another cry to the Almighty over a broken McDonald's ice cream machine, the Lord sent an angel to reassure believers that in Christ's Kingdom the machines will at least work the majority of the time.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the price of food skyrocketing and the value of Bitcoin plummeting, McDonald's restaurants across the world have rolled out a new value menu in which all items cost only 1 Bitcoin.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Starbucks engineers have almost perfected a cup of coffee half as good as the one at McDonald's. If achieved, Starbucks sales are expected to increase by over 1%.
Published: Friday, June 24th, 2022 @ 12:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Earl McDonald “Bud” Latham, Jr. age 91 a resident of Washington, NC died Friday May 27, 2022 with his family by his side at Vidant Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 12:18 pm
By: Announcements
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People getting vaccinated receive a coupon for a free McDonald’s sandwich
Published: Monday, August 30th, 2021 @ 8:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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Numerous documentaries examine waste management systems to turn waste into charcoal, reclaim burnt out farmland, compost 100 dead pigs, on and on.
Published: Friday, April 30th, 2021 @ 9:40 pm
By: Ted McDonald
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Mrs. Helen Jackson McDonald, age 85, a former resident of Jacksonville, N.C., died Saturday, August 1, 2020 at River Trace Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Washington.
Published: Monday, August 3rd, 2020 @ 11:02 am
By: Announcements
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After a nearly two-week-long investigation, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office has determined who took a bite out of an officer’s chicken sandwich from McDonald’s.
Published: Monday, July 29th, 2019 @ 8:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Ronald McDonald House of Eastern North Carolina has helped families with children in the hospital for 30 years in Greenville.
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2019 @ 10:16 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Yesterday, Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC), a member of the Senate Veterans' Affairs Committee, met with VA Secretary nominee Dr. David Shulkin.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2017 @ 3:08 am
By: Thom Tillis
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Below are some pictures from the Charlie Company Website. This was the field meals as delivered by helicopter in case quantity. Usually the case was opened (sometimes using the old M16 prong flash suppressor as shown on left below – put over wire and twist until broken) and then turned upside down
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2016 @ 2:40 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Authorities and readers made a warrant-less search of the pages of BCN and found two particularly boring writers abusing the forbearance of the publisher
Published: Wednesday, July 27th, 2016 @ 10:16 am
By: Bobby Tony
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I have been retired since 2004 but I just received notification through LinkedIn about the position
Published: Thursday, June 16th, 2016 @ 9:34 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Dr. Ruth, sex expert 1960, was a sniper in the Israeli army. Julia Childs, cooking author, served in the WW2 OSS (now CIA). Why does the News Media think this is new News
Published: Friday, May 13th, 2016 @ 4:56 am
By: Ted McDonald
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Congressman Walter B. Jones (NC-3) is asking Veterans Affairs (VA) Secretary Robert McDonald for an explanation as to why Bibles have been removed from Missing Man Table displays at several VA clinics across the country
Published: Monday, May 2nd, 2016 @ 2:13 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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My youngest grandkid and her pre-teen friends just need a taxi. They have no interest in politics and history and I am interested in watching her play not teaching
Published: Saturday, April 30th, 2016 @ 4:13 am
By: Ted McDonald
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Ted McDonald and I were discussing out posts in Beaufort County Now and I expressed my opinion that the obsession with views should only be of concern to the publisher since it will increase exposure.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2016 @ 3:09 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Red McDonald sent me this tip and I could not help but pass it on.
Published: Sunday, October 4th, 2015 @ 8:29 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Today, Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC) met with Secretary of Veterans Affairs (VA) Robert McDonald, where they discussed working together to create a long-term strategic vision for the VA and help shepherd legislation that will make it easier to reform the VA.
Published: Wednesday, June 10th, 2015 @ 5:19 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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During today's Senate Veterans' Affairs Committee hearing, Senator Tillis called on the Department of Veterans Affairs to completely rethink the way it approaches providing care for veterans.
Published: Thursday, April 30th, 2015 @ 12:53 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Today, Senator Tillis (R-NC) sent VA Secretary Robert McDonald a preliminary series of recommendations to apply best business practices to the VA system to make it more efficient and help ensure that veterans are receiving timely and quality care.
Published: Thursday, April 23rd, 2015 @ 11:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Today, Congressman Walter B. Jones (NC-3) called on Veterans Administration (VA) Secretary Robert McDonald to come to Capitol Hill and explain how the VA will address the excessive wait times at VA clinics in Eastern North Carolina that were reported last week by the Associated Press (AP).
Published: Tuesday, April 14th, 2015 @ 7:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Earlier today, Governor Pat McCrory was presented a customized, handmade library table from Morganton furniture manufacturer Chaddock. The governor accepted the gift from Tom Powell, Chaddock president and chief executive officer, on behalf of the state of North Carolina and said that it will be...
Published: Wednesday, December 10th, 2014 @ 12:32 am
By: Chris Downey
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The state of Washington has the highest minimum wage in the country at $9.32 an hour. Consequently, the state has the third highest teenage unemployment rate in the country at 30.6 percent. This is almost 10 percentage points higher than the national average of about 21 percent.
Published: Friday, June 13th, 2014 @ 9:01 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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