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Local patriarch Methuselah has lost all of his wealth after enduring several centuries of writing $5.00 birthday checks to grandchildren. The aged man, who claims to be almost a thousand years old, has since filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy and will have his assets liquidated.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 9:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to the town crier, the proud owner of an expensive new sports camel is none other than local hunter/gatherer Methuselah. The local community has reportedly mocked the 484-year-old patriarch for going through a midlife crisis.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 7:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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