The drive-thru of a local Dunkin' Donuts was brought to a grinding halt this morning, as conservative media pundit, violinist, and doctor-husband Ben Shapiro continued his impassioned negative review of the new Barbie movie.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars have uncovered new evidence showing that Pharaoh's infamous hanging of his chief baker was a result of discovering walnuts in his brownies.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 1:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Society has started to go completely nuts
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local boy Linus Van Pelt has been permanently banned from the local community theater, after an episode in which he commandeered a play rehearsal and began reciting from the Bible.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To accommodate people who prefer sprinkling donuts with coffee instead of fully immersing their donuts in coffee, Dunkin’ Donuts recently announced plans to open new branches of their popular donut shops in communities with a large number of practicing Presbyterians.
Published: Saturday, May 14th, 2022 @ 9:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eggs are one of the highest quality sources of protein, with the healthiest part being the yolk. Vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants (such as lutein) are found in the yolk.
Published: Friday, July 13th, 2012 @ 9:01 am
By: David Winstead
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