A local man attempted to reason with his physician today, explaining to the concerned doctor that his obesity was the result of his pledge to fight far-right extremism in all forms.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what is sure to provide much-needed relief in military spending costs, officials at the Pentagon announced today that, rather than dropping bombs, the United States Air Force will begin dropping morbidly obese airmen on enemy targets.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 7:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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