The heated Division III rivalry between the East Pasadena Community College Golden Cuttlefish and the Technical College of Southeastern Bakersfield Fightin' Avocados has grown to epic proportions as the final minute of the basketball game heads into day three.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 11:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While out with friends, local man Kevin Bann put up a valiant effort to feign enjoyment of an orange watery substance with little slimy balls floating in it. His friends have confirmed he is "very cool" and "with the times."
Published: Tuesday, July 19th, 2022 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A team of elite 7th-grade scientists in Mrs. Alderson's third-period science class issued a schoolwide mandate at Mayfield Jr. High to social distance from parents to stop the deadly spread of what they are calling "Lame."
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 11:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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