An NFL game almost became watchable today, but was saved at the last moment by veteran referee John Ross.
Published: Friday, February 2nd, 2024 @ 5:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chaos erupted downtown last night as mobs of looters descended upon a local Foot Locker location, carrying off armloads of merchandise through the smashed storefront while completely ignoring the Foot Locker referee blowing his whistle and waving his arms.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 11:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After an exciting, hard-fought, back-and-forth gridiron battle between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs, the NFL proudly announced that the referees had been named MVP of the Super Bowl LVII.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Super Bowl referees held a brief meeting before the game began to go ahead and decide which team will take home the Lombardi trophy.
Published: Thursday, February 16th, 2023 @ 4:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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QATAR — Todd Ballings, a FIFA referee representing U.S. rule keepers in the 2022 World Cup, is reported to have quietly pulled aside an assistant referee to see if they thought it was too late to admit he doesn't know what offsides is.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 9:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To help improve the accuracy of calls on the field, the National Football League will now provide each referee with a seeing-eye dog.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 11:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Since when are we driven to get rid of the imperfect instead of trying to perfect the imperfect?
Published: Wednesday, August 19th, 2020 @ 12:49 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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North Carolina has been embroiled in a decades-long redistricting saga since the late twentieth century.
Published: Tuesday, March 10th, 2020 @ 2:18 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The allegation brought the sexual abuse story back into the spotlight just as Jordan gained a prominent role in the impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump.
Published: Tuesday, November 19th, 2019 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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