Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Socialists lose massively as Portugal joins Europe's swing to the right
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 7:06 pm
By: John Steed
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines announced Friday that they have purchased a Boeing C-17 Globemaster widebody cargo aircraft that's capable of transporting your mom.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 2:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Constitutional Court ordered re-run after finding voter fraud
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 4:09 pm
By: John Steed
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I am saddened to learn of Charlie Munger’s passing. He has been called an investing genius, business titan, philanthropist, sharp-witted vice-chair of Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffett’s right-hand man.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:57 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A federal judge has blocked the removal of a Civil War memorial from Arlington National Cemetery over a lawsuit that says that its removal would damage the graves of the Confederate soldiers buried around the memorial.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 3:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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Southwest Airlines, with a positive reputation for supporting plus-size travelers, has taken a big step in providing robust support for its largest customers. Starting this week, fliers of size will be given a complimentary bed of hay and a feeding trough.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines is going viral for their company-wide “Customer of Size” policy, which allows overweight travelers to potentially get extra seats for free if they don’t fit.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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fighting back against the War on History
Published: Monday, December 18th, 2023 @ 8:07 pm
By: John Steed
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"Slumber my Darling" is a classic /traditional melody written by American songwriter Stephen Foster, published in 1862, and now, a century and some tens of years later, is reprised by a number of outstanding musicians.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Recently, Golden LEAF President, Chief Executive Officer Scott T. Hamilton sat down with Ray Starling, General Counsel for the NC Chamber and President of the NC Chamber Legal Institute via Zoom and filmed an episode of Critical Conversations.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 8:02 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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right does very well overall as left is decimated
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 7:01 pm
By: John Steed
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The probe could result in Oberlin losing millions in federal funding.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 3:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two-time Olympic gold medalist Carli Lloyd ripped the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team for losing their hunger and becoming increasingly arrogant over the past four years or so.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, President Joe Biden irreversibly tarnished America's reputation in Israel when he played "Despacito" on his phone while addressing Israeli parliament. The awkward moment reportedly dashed any hopes the region had for peace.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 2:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Governor also offers to evacuate citizens dumped in Europe by Biden
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Governing populist right at loggerheads with traditional right
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 9:38 pm
By: John Steed
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Video streaming platform Rumble went public on Wednesday with a statement, revealing that they had received a letter from the U.K.’s Parliament demanding they demonetize Russell Brand over recent accusations of sexual misconduct — and they had refused to comply.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 11:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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coalition buidling will be necessary
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 12:24 pm
By: John Steed
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Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper sent a letter to National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) President Charlie Baker asking the NCAA to reconsider their recent decision to deny student-athlete Devontez “Tez” Walker’s transfer request.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Governor's Office
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Black box recordings have confirmed that as United Flight 452 hurtled towards the earth in a giant fireball, flight attendant Alice Turner smugly derided the passengers who had failed to listen to her pre-flight safety presentation.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mexican officials installed a remnant of the Berlin wall near the U.S. southern border last month to teach “a lesson” about knocking down walls and building bridges.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The member of the Finnish parliament facing prosecution over her religious beliefs was back in court this week, facing a trial for expressing her Christian views on marriage and sexuality.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a bid to enhance the luxury experience of first-class passengers, airlines have introduced a new perk allowing them to smack everyone flying in coach with pool noodles all while shouting, "Poors! Filthy Poors!" as they pass by.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Murphy voted for woke cancel culture
Published: Thursday, August 24th, 2023 @ 9:24 am
By: John Steed
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ECU students learn a lot, enjoy volunteering at World Games
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 1:30 am
By: ECU News Services
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According to a new report, flight delays and cancellations will plague the airline industry for the next ten years due to the shortage in the aviation industry of commercial pilots, mechanics and air traffic controllers.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Male members of Canada’s Parliament were mocked after parading around in hot pink heels to show their support for women victims of domestic abuse.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local gangster Jabba the Hutt has threatened legal action against United Airlines, accusing the company of discrimination after he was charged for multiple seats on a flight. Hutt alleges he is being treated differently because of his weight.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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