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With Tax Day rapidly approaching, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky issued a helpful reminder to all American taxpayers of the importance of paying their taxes in a timely manner while tearing through the war-torn streets of Kyiv in a brand new Ferrari F430.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 8:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Ukrainian court placed a leading Orthodox priest under house arrest Saturday, accusing him of justifying Russian aggression days after he allegedly cursed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 2:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly had difficulty concealing his disappointment today after meeting Orlando Bloom and finding out he is not actually a fearsome elf warrior.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 1:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Man, so nice to get outside after a long day at work. Maybe I'll go grab a burger. Can't wait until — wait, what's that noise? It's coming from the sky. It's like a humming…a thumping. Is it an airplane? No, it's not an airplane. It's…NO WAY!
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 5:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After banning the Russian Orthodox Church in the country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is now reportedly banning the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, which has approximately 10,000 parishes throughout the nation.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Sunday, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences awarded the Oscar for best actor in a leading role to a young Ukrainian man for his hard work on and off the screen.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 5:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Attorney General Merrick Garland attended a conference in Ukraine on Friday at the invitation of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, saying that the result of the Ukraine-Russia war would have a “direct” impact on democracy in America.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 11:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Band famed for "Sweet Home Alabama," "Free Bird"
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 9:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the U.S. continues to send billions to prop up Ukraine’s defense against Russian invaders, President Volodymyr Zelensky is challenging the growing number of Americans who question that support.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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To avoid any future delays in sending billions of taxpayer dollars and deadly weapons to Ukraine, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has decided to make things easier and give President Zelensky the key to the U.S. Treasury.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Zelenskyy's war
Published: Wednesday, March 1st, 2023 @ 11:53 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky warned Monday that World War III is inevitable if China allies with Russia.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 12:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Biden has spent the weekend putting together a beautiful arrangement of the most lethal, advanced weaponry in existence to send to President Zelensky for Valentine's Day.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU’s occupational therapy program a perfect fit for Rogan twins
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:51 am
By: ECU News Services
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Ukrainian Interior Minister Denys Monastyrskyi perished along with more than a dozen others when the helicopter he was on crashed into a kindergarten in a Kyiv suburb Wednesday.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The mood around the nation's capital was somber today after congressional leaders made the declaration that any member who refuses to bow down before the bust of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky would be thrown into a fiery furnace.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States has made a “substantive” change in its aid to Ukraine, sending more offensive weapons to President Volodymyr Zelensky, who is seeking to capitalize on Russia’s apparent setbacks in recent months.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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If there’s one thing the Washington political class admires, it’s a shameless fund raiser.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 10:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tragedy struck Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky Friday as he shot himself in the eye with a rocket launcher he had received only days before as a gift from the United States.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Just this past weekend, December 12, 2015, I experienced a fine local production of the Peter Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker, by the Greenville, North Carolina based NC Academy of Dance Arts / Dance Arts Theatre, featuring guest performers from the New York Ballet, and the Washington Ballet intermingled.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 2:36 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Only a day after his address to Congress, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen ringing a bell next to a red donation bucket while standing outside the entrance to the U.S. Capitol building.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources say Biden is feeling nervous after an unexpected visit from his Ukrainian boss Volodymyr Zelensky just as the White House was wrapping things up to go home for the holidays.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 1:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We (just Lynn and I) went to Durham for the Nutcracker at the DPAC (Durham Performing Arts Center) - 121419. We were given free tickets for some very good seats near the front, in the middle for this glorious, most seasonal ballet.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 8:47 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Turnage Theater celebrated Christmas early: "The Cowboy Way."
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 4:41 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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A small commotion broke out and stopped Christmas shoppers in their tracks at a local mall today, as Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen sitting on the mall Santa's lap and overheard asking for an additional $50 billion in funding for his nation's ongoing war against Russia.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has been named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 5:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has turned away from his path to the Dark Side after stumbling across Jordan Peterson videos on Youtube and picking up a 12 Rules For Life hologram.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Ukrainian officials prepared to submit their request to join NATO, President Volodymyr Zelensky planned to use one of the most powerful secret weapons at his disposal — his Hollywood connections — and ask Ben Stiller if he could put the actor down as a reference on the application.
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 12:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As emergency crews worked tirelessly to rescue Floridians with the sense to stay out of Georgia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen on a rescue boat, paddling door to door and asking for donations to support the war effort against Russia.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced on Friday that his nation has formally submitted an expedited application to become a member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO).
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 12:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Everyone is either a member of a family, or has close association with a family that is forced to shelter a pathetic character, ignobly tolerated; a family member that exists only to be a monumental embarrassment on their best days; their worst days are horror stories.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 2:36 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Excellent reporting from Sky News Australia
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 9:56 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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CDC Director Rochelle Walensky spoke at a press briefing Monday in which she acknowledged an apparent link between those who believe in high-level government shadow conspiracies and not having myocarditis.
Published: Saturday, August 27th, 2022 @ 7:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian President and American pop culture icon Volodymyr Zelensky made another emotional plea today for additional U.S. funding to help his country's war efforts against Russia.
Published: Wednesday, August 24th, 2022 @ 4:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said during an interview on Sunday that “there is a plan” to get unvaccinated essential workers “education and counseling” so they will feel comfortable getting vaccinated.
Published: Thursday, August 11th, 2022 @ 10:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Glad to see you finally know what a woman is"
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2022 @ 12:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mr. Hobson Basnight “Skybo” Langley, Jr., age 82, a resident of Washington, died Friday, July 15, 2022, at his home.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 8:17 am
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In what looked like a scene out of a science fiction movie, the sky over Sioux Falls, South Dakota, turned green when a thunderstorm moved through the area on Tuesday afternoon.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 12:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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After Roe v. Wade was overturned, actor Mark Hamill took to Twitter to angrily condemn the decision — as well as people who adopt children like the Star Wars characters Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The open world and complete freedom of action have always attracted gamers, especially if it is a truly living environment where everything is interconnected.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 10:37 am
By: John Smith
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The Empire recently passed a series of red flag laws designed to help identify individuals who might be a danger to themselves and others. The laws passed the Galactic Senate unanimously with one vote from the Emperor, since he is the Senate.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 1:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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