The Song of Songs is chock-full of memorable love lines (fawns, anyone?) -- but not all of Solomon's romantic poetry was included in the final cut. Here are nine rejected lines that didn't quite make the grade:
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Treat these law students like the adults they are."
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 6:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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King Solomon really broke out the romance, telling his wife today that he truly thinks of her as one in a thousand.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While holding a feast for his court, King Solomon reportedly became so embarrassed by loud chewing from his 48th wife, Tiffany, that he left in shame and assembled his loyal advisors to weigh the feasibility of demoting her to the role of concubine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The publisher Zondervan has released a new Bible translation where the words "if you know what I mean" have been added to the end of every verse in Song of Solomon.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars and archeologists have uncovered evidence in a dig outside the Temple Mount that indicates Israelite King Solomon spent up to 3 hours per day opening pickle jars for his 700 wives and 300 concubines.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 9:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Australia is deploying forces to the Solomon Islands in an effort to squelch violent “anti-China riots” that are undermining the stability and security of the island nation’s 690,000 inhabitants.
Published: Saturday, July 30th, 2022 @ 2:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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The toughest and bloodiest war ever fought on this planet was fought all over the globe in two theaters of action. This is the story about one of them -The Pacific.
Published: Tuesday, January 4th, 2022 @ 3:44 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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This article helps to explain it, but it does NOT help the voter make wise decisions, in my view.
Published: Tuesday, October 28th, 2014 @ 4:24 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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This essential one phrase maxim is the film, veritable bookends in an analogy of its contents from start to finish.
Published: Sunday, August 11th, 2013 @ 9:48 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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