A proud parent whose child just enrolled in a university other than Harvard is reportedly so proud that they've decided to slap a "My kid didn't go to Harvard" bumper sticker on their car.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey guys, check out Caleb. He brought his own pool stick to play pool. What a bad hombre, bringing his own stick to hit the pool balls with, amirite? And in its own little tote bag, how cute!
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Your ‘coexist’ bumper sticker won’t save you."
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Merchandising companies released an updated version of the iconic 'COEXIST' bumper sticker this week with the Star Of David removed and replaced by the image of Hamas paragliders.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As heavy rains began pouring down upon the landscape, sending thousands of people scattering in terror, Noah's wife placed a series of stick figure decals on the back of the ark, according to sources.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new record was set at a local Panda Express location today, as a fork replaced a set of chopsticks only three bites into a local man's meal. This breaks the previous record of seven bites, set at a Panda Express location in Wichita, Kansas in 2019.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former late-night talk show host Jay Leno had a wild and wacky ride on his most recent pogo stick excursion, according to sources. While navigating a staircase, Leno took a slip on a banana peel and bounced down 175 steps, ultimately landing on a cactus.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 9:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a move designed to streamline the show's format and make planning episodes much easier, ABC has announced that "The View" will now just be a solid hour of the show's hosts beating white women with sticks.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 6:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Air Force has continued its initiative for a more inclusive, and gender-neutral military by removing all flight sticks from their planes — effective immediately.
Published: Sunday, October 2nd, 2022 @ 11:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife and mother of three Hannah Baxter was tired of constantly reminding her husband, Brad, to put his socks in the dirty clothes hamper.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 9:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Experts in attendance at Friday's International Conference on Metaphysics and Theology were wowed as a panel on Jesus' miracles concluded that the miracle of feeding 5,000 people with "five little loaves and two little fish" was made possible thanks to Olive Garden's breadsticks.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 11:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple independent reports have confirmed that Portland resident Allie Peck has become the laughingstock of her drum circle this week after she pulled up in a Subaru with an embarrassingly low 48 stickers on the back.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Jimmy Carter was arrested Monday after a gas station attendant called the police to report a "hooligan" placing "I Did That!" stickers on gas pumps.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 10:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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But then again, growing up, I loved every episode of the Three Stooges. Yes, the Howard brothers, plus Larry Fine helped make growing up in the 1950's/60's a fairly good time.
Published: Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022 @ 8:43 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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ECU experts explain the sharp rise in lumber prices
Published: Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021 @ 11:54 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Changes seen in the Arctic climate have a direct impact on the frequency and intensity of hurricanes experienced in eastern North Carolina.
Published: Tuesday, June 25th, 2019 @ 11:47 am
By: ECU News Services
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Most boys of my generation got into a few schoolyard skirmishes. In my generation the men teachers were generally World War II veterans. Whatever the reason for the skirmish it was usually resolved with a handshake. That was part of the character building that teachers of that
Published: Monday, August 13th, 2018 @ 5:46 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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A small fish that East Carolina University biologist Jeff McKinnon collected as a boy growing up in British Columbia will be the centerpiece of a study that could give insight to human genetics.
Published: Monday, May 19th, 2014 @ 12:09 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The libertarian bumper sticker -- "Don't steal from the government; it hates competition" -- takes on added meaning every time North Carolina officials try to shut down Internet sweepstakes operations.
Published: Wednesday, February 13th, 2013 @ 12:47 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Defenders of the public education status quo like to claim that kids from low-income communities in North Carolina get the short end of the funding stick when compared with kids who live in higher-income areas.
Published: Friday, July 20th, 2012 @ 11:53 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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