Famed Christian apologist and professor Dr. William Lane Craig irrefutably proved God's existence today by simply pointing to a plate of freshly made fish tacos.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 8:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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SAN DIEGO, CA — Following the passing of legislation to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers in California, San Diego-based restaurant chain Jack-In-The-Box has announced it will now be rolling out a special offer of two tacos for just $20.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An ancient, wizened sage from a bygone era gathered a group of fascinated children around his knee to recount the Legend of the 29-cent Del Taco Value Taco.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 2:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Title 42 set to expire tonight, First Lady Jill Biden was thrilled to hear that the country will soon be flooded with record numbers of breakfast tacos.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump’s attorney Joe Tacopina said during an interview Friday morning that he does not expect his client to be placed in handcuffs when he turns himself in to New York law enforcement officials next week.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Tacopina, former President Donald Trump’s attorney, said over the weekend that the president’s claims that he would be arrested Tuesday last week were based on leaks that NBC News had previously reported.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump will be arraigned in a Manhattan courthouse on Tuesday afternoon after being indicted this week, court officials said on Friday.
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 9:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump will surrender to law enforcement officials if he is indicted by a Manhattan grand jury in connection with a $130,000 hush money payment he allegedly made to porn actress Stormy Daniels, according to Trump’s attorney.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 1:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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FDA officials specializing in the field of genuine Mexican food have released a comprehensive, peer-reviewed report confirming no link between eating Taco Bell and immediately suffering from explosive diarrhea, and that Taco Bell was "safe and effective."
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Cassy Garcia, a Republican running for Congress in Texas’ heavily Hispanic 28th district, showcased a new shirt Tuesday inspired by first lady Jill Biden’s recent comments comparing the diversity of the Hispanic community to breakfast tacos.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden compared members of the Hispanic community in the United States to tacos, flowers, and glorified convenience stores during a speech in San Antonio, Texas on Monday.
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2022 @ 6:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 11:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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sick corporate policy partners with LGBTQ group that targers children
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 8:41 am
By: John Steed
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Gary Chapman, the author of the best-selling Christian romance novel The 5 Love Languages, has just announced that a 6th love language has emerged: Tacos.
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2022 @ 9:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pat McCrory and North Carolina Commerce Secretary Sharon Decker announced today that AW North Carolina, a manufacturer of automatic transmissions and transmission components, will expand production at its manufacturing facility in Durham County adding 56 new jobs.
Published: Wednesday, November 6th, 2013 @ 5:53 pm
By: David Winstead
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Around 9:15pm this evening two men possibly armed with handguns entered Taco Bell located at 1306 Carolina Avenue and removed money from the store.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 11:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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