In a stunning act of mass delusion and cinematic stupidity, Americans have announced plans to keep pretending that Disney's animated 2013 film Frozen was somehow, in some universe, a better film than Disney's animated 2010 masterpiece Tangled.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Disney has chosen a bald actress to play Rapunzel in the upcoming live-action remake of Tangled. Director Guy Ritchie announced the casting at a press conference alongside Disney CEO Bob Chapek.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Our Federal Government is giving away money but that's OK because it has lots of money.
Published: Friday, February 24th, 2017 @ 12:55 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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