The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Trump White House aide Peter Navarro on Monday was ordered to report to federal prison next week for the four-month-long sentence he was given after he did not show up for a deposition with the January 6 Committee in February 2022.
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2024 @ 5:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House unveiled a new term on Thursday for the millions of illegal aliens who have flooded into the U.S. under President Joe Biden, which came just shortly before Biden took a trip to the border for a photo op at a spot that has had few illegal aliens cross.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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First son Hunter Biden has taken up residence in the White House in order to duck process servers sent by his baby mama, according to author and journalist Miranda Devine.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Speaking at the White House on Wednesday on his “actions to fight crime and make our communities safer,” President Joe Biden boasted, “we beat the NRA,” adding, “We’re going to finish the job.”
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 5:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden is allegedly “fit for duty” following his yearly physical exam, according to White House Dr. Kevin O’Connor.
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) emerged from a White House meeting with President Joe Biden and other congressional leaders on Tuesday, saying he stood firm on his view that immediate action to secure the southern border is the nation’s top priority.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House will unveil a “major sanctions package” against Russia on Friday in response to the death of opposition leader Alexei Navalny, according to President Joe Biden’s national security team.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 11:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger said the White House is “extremely upset” with unflattering coverage of President Joe Biden in regard to concerns about his age and low approval numbers.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 10:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video, Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources, it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 12:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new lengthy report into President Joe Biden’s failure to secure the U.S. southern border revealed that the crisis that Biden created has caused internal strife inside the White House which has further exacerbated the issue.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 9:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House suggested on Monday that President Joe Biden will not take a cognitive test during his yearly physical exam — despite overwhelming skepticism from voters that he has the mental fitness needed to serve a second term.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 12:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Tuesday segment on MSNBC’s “Deadline White House” got awkward when new allegations surfaced against embattled Senator Robert Menendez (D-NJ) — and his daughter was guest-hosting the show.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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KJP Snaps When Asked About Biden Saying He Recently Talked To French President Who Died 27 Years AgoWhite House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre snapped at a reporter this week when she was asked about President Joe Biden’s mental health after he said that he recently talked to a French president who has been dead for nearly three decades.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 3:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A tree from North Carolina will once again grace the Blue Room at the White House this Christmas. Cline Church Nursery, Fleetwood, Ashe County, was selected for the honor.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:26 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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President Joe Biden’s White House counsel erupted over the special counsel’s report from the criminal investigation into Biden’s handling of classified material, specifically over portions of the report that highlighted Biden’s serious memory issues.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden spent more than 1/3 of the year away from the White House — either on vacation, at Camp David, or in Delaware — in 2023.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Maine Official Who Booted Trump From Ballot Visited Biden White House, Blasted The Electoral CollegeThe Maine official responsible for having former President Donald Trump booted from her state’s Republican primary ballot has visited President Joe Biden’s White House
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 5:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House doubled down Wednesday on a statement blaming Texas for the drowning deaths of three migrants — one woman and two children — despite a DOJ filing that undermined the claim.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Biden administration claim that the state of Texas prevented federal Border Patrol agents from rescuing three migrants who drowned at the southern border was undermined by its own Department of Justice.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 1:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration responded this week to attacks against merchant ships in international waters from the Houthi terrorist organization by saying that the goal was not to “contain” the Houthis.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 11:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Secret Service said staff members and journalists were “relocated” as pro-Palestinian demonstrators shook the security fence and threw objects at law enforcement officers outside the White House on Saturday evening.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 11:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House ran cover for President Joe Biden on Thursday when pressed on why the commander in chief has not held a traditional year-end news conference.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Senior White House and Biden campaign officials are reportedly concerned that the Colorado Supreme Court’s Tuesday ruling barring former President Donald Trump from the state’s ballot will help Biden’s rival while hurting the president’s 2024 campaign message.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 9:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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apparently no arrests
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 3:13 pm
By: John Steed
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What Hunter Biden had initially hoped would be the most wondrous day of his life resulted in profound disappointment, as he discovered the white powder being spread all around the White House grounds was only fake snow for decoration.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House issued a rare threat on Saturday in an effort to enhance deterrence, promising an overwhelming military response to any attack by North Korea.
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden posted the dancing video on social media.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden and the White House were blasted for what’s been called a “bizarre,” “freaky,” and “cringey” White House Christmas Video — which many have compared to something one might see coming out of the Capitol District in the “Hunger Games” movies.
Published: Monday, January 8th, 2024 @ 1:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved landmarks.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former White House Chief COVID Adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed during a recent interview that he no longer felt the need to attend church because his “personal ethics on life” were enough.
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 2:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A White House letter urging Congress to quickly approve more funds to help Ukraine in its fight against Russia prompted a stern rebuke from House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) on Monday.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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