Technology has officially brought the world one step closer to full unity and racial reconciliation, as a local black woman finally felt included after Google A.I. generated a photograph of a black, female Nazi soldier.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A woman carrying an AR-15 that had “Palestine” written on it started shooting at the megachurch of celebrity pastor Joel Osteen in Houston on Sunday, injuring one man before she was shot and killed by two off-duty officers working as security, police said.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 5:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel has reportedly told former President Donald Trump that she will be stepping down from her position shortly after the GOP South Carolina presidential primary later this month.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mia Schem, a 21-year-old Israeli-French woman who was abducted by Hamas on October 7, opened up about the “holocaust” she experienced during her 54 days in captivity in Gaza, saying, “Everyone over there is a terrorist.”
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 8:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NewsNation host Chris Cuomo struggled to keep it together during a segment on his show this week where he interviewed a social media influencer who has Tourette’s syndrome.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 1:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local woman found herself torn between appreciating the copious amount of compliments you continually give her
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 11:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife and mother Paula Haybrook gently asked her husband of 12 years if he was planning to remove his "Roman soldier" costume any time soon now that Halloween is over.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Obama reportedly warned Israelis and their sympathizers not to “harden their hearts” after murders and rapes.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Witness: She had "the face of an angel"
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local woman has expressed frustration with her current 8-5 job as Category Buyer I at Kroger corporate headquarters, noting that it sure would be nice if there were some kind of job where she could work from home and do stuff she enjoys like baking, sewing, or taking care of kids
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming "Kill the Jews" to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Congresswoman and House Education and the Workforce Committee Chairwoman Virginia Foxx (R-NC5) and Rep. Lisa McClain (R-MI) introduced legislation Tuesday that would repeal President Joe Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan that would cost taxpayers billions of dollars.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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‘There’s a lot of transgenders out here that are tired of being picked on and we’re going to go into the schools and we’re going to kill their f—ing children.”
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A man in New York City has been charged with reckless endangerment after he stepped in to help a woman who was being robbed at a subway station by a homeless man and fired several shots, according to police.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 7:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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“It just doesn’t match the truth; it doesn’t match the reality. They need to go and read the facts."
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 8:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Women scientists wrapped up a comprehensive study this week, concluding an animal's cuteness increases up to four hundred percent with each missing limb the animal incurs.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak slammed radical gender ideology during a speech on Wednesday, saying that men cannot become women and women cannot become men.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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"F*** Israel, the government, and its military. Are you ready for your downfall?" Department of Homeland Security officer Nejwa Ali said.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Nikki Haley has released her official presidential campaign slogan, "I am a woman."
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite living in the hometown of the Connecticut Sun basketball team and having no other professional sports franchises in the state, a local man has struggled to persuade his friends to join his WNBA fantasy league.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 3:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Synagogue board president with deep connections to Michigan Democrats was found stabbed to death outside of her home in Detroit Saturday morning.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 4:22 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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New York City Councilwoman Inna Vernikov was taken into custody.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Last week, a 25-year-old detransitioned North Carolina woman filed a lawsuit against those she claims were responsible for convincing her to undergo gender-reassignment medical procedures when she was a minor.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 8:36 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A 25-year-old woman led a group of fellow residents in defending her kibbutz from advancing Hamas terrorists, taking down more than two dozen even as the Israeli defenders were outnumbered.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The city of Raleigh is asking a federal court to drop the city from a High Point woman's lawsuit challenging her arrest during a 2020 COVID policy protest.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A local woman has written off trying to find someone special, insisting every man she has ever dated was a narcissist, complaining the men always talk about themselves when clearly they should be talking about her instead.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 7:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rock legend Carlos Santana paused his New Jersey concert in late July to talk to his audience about an issue that was apparently close to his heart. In a speech that critics attacked as “anti-trans,” the famed guitarist said, “A woman is a woman and a man is a man. That’s it.”
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 3:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby are celebrating the birth of their new son who was incubated in the fruitful womb of a poor woman they rented to bear them a child.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An Illinois woman has been charged with allegedly threatening to kill former President Donald Trump and his youngest son, Barron Trump, 17.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A 23-year-old woman avoided jail time Wednesday after stabbing her blind date last year in a Las Vegas-area hotel room to get “revenge” for the U.S. drone strike that killed Iranian Gen. Qasem Soleimani.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 9:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, a female comic has broken a world record after going a full six seconds into her stand-up bit without mentioning her vagina even once. The previous record held by Amy Schumer was a mere 2 seconds.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 5:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Conservative commentator Matt Walsh has sparked controversy once again by appearing on the hit show Jeopardy! and responding to every answer with his now-infamous catchphrase, "What is a woman?"
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 7:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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