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A local man attempted to reason with his physician today, explaining to the concerned doctor that his obesity was the result of his pledge to fight far-right extremism in all forms.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new study has found that obese people are at risk for being diagnosed with more cancers than previously thought.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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In what is sure to provide much-needed relief in military spending costs, officials at the Pentagon announced today that, rather than dropping bombs, the United States Air Force will begin dropping morbidly obese airmen on enemy targets.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 7:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man's heart was finally apprehended by the Almighty God today, as he humbled himself and turned to the Lord in prayer while sitting in his seat on an airplane and seeing an obese man with his stomach hanging out from his shirt making his way down the aisle.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New research at East Carolina University suggests that omega-3 fatty acids may have potential applications for combating infections in obese people.
Published: Monday, October 21st, 2013 @ 11:22 am
By: ECU News Services
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If you see obese children and don't wince at what it means for their physical and emotional health, you don't have a heart. But the Left believes you and I should feel much more than concern. The Left thinks you and I are responsible for these kids.
Published: Wednesday, September 11th, 2013 @ 3:46 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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