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Today's drama regarding the ongoing search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives was ground to a halt today as over 1,000 pro-Hamas protestors stormed the U.S. Capitol led by a buffalo hat-wearing Ilhan Omar.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NFL Hall of Famer and University of Colorado Buffaloes Coach Deion Sanders could have his foot amputated due to lingering blood circulation issues in his foot that developed in 2021 after a surgery.
Published: Monday, July 10th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Desperate to keep more of the American public from seeing previously unreleased security camera footage from the January 6, 2021 breaching of the U.S. Capitol, New York Senator Chuck Schumer has now issued a warning that the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will crawl out of the TV
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Buffalo Bills safety Jordan Poyer took a shot at New York’s political leaders over the weekend for the state’s high taxes, saying that he wants the next team that he plays for to be in a state with a much friendlier tax code.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 2:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Buffalo Bills said in a statement during the early morning hours on Tuesday that safety Damar Hamlin’s frightening collapse on the field was triggered by cardiac arrest.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 1:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The shooter who allegedly murdered 10 people in May at a supermarket in Buffalo, New York, pleaded guilty on Monday morning.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 12:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden was recently allowed out of his basement to give the American people an important, and timely message that they have no hope of overthrowing the government without any F-15s.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 9:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to inside sources, the Capitol Gift Shop has been inundated with tourists looking for Jan 6 hearing souvenirs leading one irritated employee to tack up a large sign at the entrance to the store reading “NO WE DO NOT SELL BUFFALO HAT SOUVENIRS”.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 7:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Eyewitnesses reported Senator Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and led a group of bloodthirsty insurrectionists up the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building Wednesday morning.
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2022 @ 8:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A historic World War II Fletcher-class destroyer is sinking in Buffalo, New York, following some sort of major breach of the ship’s hull on Wednesday, and officials are still not exactly sure what happened.
Published: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 @ 2:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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