'You'll Need F-15s To Overthrow The Government,' Says Biden To Nation That Was Temporarily Overthrown By An Unarmed Guy In A Buffalo Hat | Eastern North Carolina Now | President Joe Biden was recently allowed out of his basement to give the American people an important, and timely message that they have no hope of overthrowing the government without any F-15s.

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    U.S.     President Joe Biden was recently allowed out of his basement to give the American people an important, and timely message that they have no hope of overthrowing the government without any F-15s. The President insisted this, despite less than 2 years ago by his own account the government was in fact overthrown by some unarmed guy wearing a buffalo hat.

    "Look, folks, you'll need F-15s to overthrow us. I mean c'mon seriously man we're the most powerful country in the world. You can't just stroll on over and take control of the Capitol building in an afternoon," said Joe Biden completely unprompted. "We're not kidding around here! You'll need an entire army to topple America."

    "Now look folks, at the same time January 6th was no joke. Our democracy almost crumbled and Trump was nearly reinstated as an all-powerful Dictator who would've killed millions. Sure, just a couple hundred unarmed rednecks completely shut down the Capitol, but believe me, people you'll need fighter jets to take on Papa Joe," said President Biden as he continued to threaten half the nation for some reason. "So don't try anything funny or we'll carpet bomb your subdivision!"

    According to sources, many Democrats were confused by the messaging. "We've been shrieking non-stop about how democracy barely survived the very real and almost successful coup for years now and how the buffalo guy was somehow a serious threat and now Biden gets up there and tells people they don't stand a chance?" said CNN executive Blive Abrams. "People are going to start thinking we'll just say anything for views!"

    At publishing time, President Biden reminded the nation that a government has never once been overthrown by its own people without powerful weapons of war and that if you didn't believe him then go look up the Vietcong, Somali warlords, Mexican cartels, Taliban, or Iraqi Insurgents.

Considering what is being reported as the most divisive presidential speech - September 1, 2022 - in modern American history, where over 74,000,000 people, many of whom are OUR greatest patriots, were named as fascists by inference or otherwise: Is Joe Biden clearly capable of governing all of the American People to the betterment of this Representative Republic?
  Yes, it is important that Haters are named.
  No, Joe Biden cannot accept criticism when the real truth is his cruelest taskmaster.
  I have no idea what is going on because I only consume Democratic Socialist Media.
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Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
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After one full year of the Biden /Harris Administration: Does Joe Biden have the intellectual capacity, and, or the energy to lead the United States of America through the mess that he predominately created ... in just one year?
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( September 7th, 2022 @ 8:26 pm )
One day we may look back on these insane times in American history and get a good laugh. Some of us will still be pretty pissed that the forced Covid Scare was used to manipulate an election (remember the 43 million ballots floating around and harvested by Democratic Socialist operatives) that placed one of the stupidest politicians in modern history in the Oval Office.

Maybe that is what the unarmed guy in the "Buffalo Hat" was protesting vehemently.

I am pretty sure that he is still a political prisoner of the corrupt Merrick Garland.

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