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In response to mounting criticism of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel's fitness to serve, the Republican party has replaced McConnell with a far more lifelike cardboard cutout of the Kentucky senator, according to sources.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As Hurricane Hilary looms off the shores of the Golden State, Californians are rushing to prepare by nailing plywood boards onto their tent flaps and filling sandbags to protect their cardboard boxes.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 7:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing sexual assault 30-40 times a day, administrators told teacher to put a piece of cardboard in front of her groin — and fired her after she spoke to government investigators
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Since her involuntary retirement from her lucrative gig as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has been seen lingering on the street corners of the National Mall with a cardboard sign that says "Will trade stock tips 4 food."
Published: Thursday, November 24th, 2022 @ 8:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Just days into my new internship here at Civitas earlier this summer I was handed a cardboard box, filled to the brim with literally a thousand pages of emails, meeting minutes, agendas, general statues, handbooks, and user guides. That was my first clue that the State Bureau of Investigation...
Published: Tuesday, August 4th, 2015 @ 8:57 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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