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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of an agreement with prosecutors to have the charges against him dropped, actor Alec Baldwin is now reportedly only allowed to hold out his finger as a gun in movies from now on.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 5:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An embarrassing crime wave has taken Toronto by storm as criminals, emboldened by Canada's ban on handguns, have begun holding up businesses armed with nothing but finger guns.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 2:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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News coverage of the middle-school scenario indicates another student prompted the teen to point out those 'she'd like to kill if she could'
Published: Sunday, October 20th, 2019 @ 8:30 am
By: LifeZette
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