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Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden took a few questions during a brief ice cream break with NBC late-night host and comedian Seth Meyers, telling reporters he hoped the United States could help facilitate a ceasefire in Gaza by Monday.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 4:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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more "jobs Americans don't want to do"?
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 8:47 pm
By: John Steed
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The world is in shock today after the father of lies abruptly stepped down from his role as "the adversary." The Devil credited the astonishing performance of TikTok, an invention he reportedly developed together with his business partner Xi Jinping.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What Hunter Biden had initially hoped would be the most wondrous day of his life resulted in profound disappointment, as he discovered the white powder being spread all around the White House grounds was only fake snow for decoration.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California Governor Gavin Newsom appeared on late night television on Wednesday to bash Florida Governor Ron DeSantis after getting walloped by the Republican presidential candidate during a recent debate.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 1:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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DENVER, CO — Colorado Supreme Court Justice William Hood devoured a large bag of Funyuns while delivering the court's ruling that Trump "can't, like, be on the ballot, bro."
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 3:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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plan in part of the climate alarmist cult
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 8:15 pm
By: John Steed
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In a major breakthrough in the ongoing war with Russia, Ukraine has developed a new weapon powered by one of its most abundant renewable resources — American dollars.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Stephen Wright, 32, developed a blood clot to his brain.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 7:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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China has established itself as a world leader in the creation of “NeuroStrike weapons” that target brain function, according to a new report.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 5:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NFL Hall of Famer and University of Colorado Buffaloes Coach Deion Sanders could have his foot amputated due to lingering blood circulation issues in his foot that developed in 2021 after a surgery.
Published: Monday, July 10th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hasbro's classic naval combat game Battleship has found a new champion in 7-year-old Billy Berkin who has reportedly developed an unstoppable strategy of not putting any ships on the board.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 6:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a massive technological breakthrough, the Galactic Empire has at last developed a door that doesn't simply open when you shoot the control panel with a blaster.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 7:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man has developed an ingenious method to avoid messy audits from the Internal Revenue Service by simply labeling all of his Venmo transactions as "payment to Ukraine."
Published: Thursday, May 25th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis delivered a rousing message during a speech in Michigan Thursday morning about the importance of Republicans getting rid of a culture of losing that he says the party has experienced in recent years.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 2:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Energy Department Secretary Jennifer Granholm gushed about China’s approach to green energy in a Friday interview, saying she hoped that the U.S. could learn from China’s approach.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 7:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU-developed game uses tech to teach nursing, medical students
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 1:23 am
By: ECU News Services
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Neurologists are reporting that the majority of teenagers who began experiencing strange tics after watching TikTok videos during the pandemic are recovering.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 6:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg finally issued a statement on the train derailment (which has since developed into a toxic chemical environmental disaster) in Ohio on Monday evening
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 12:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Leon County Commissioner Bill Proctor, an African American Democrat, has sided with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis over the governor’s decision to block a woke AP African American Studies course from being taught in the state that was being developed by the College Board.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 10:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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East Carolina University leadership in the Miller School of Entrepreneurship and the office of Research, Economic Development and Engagement developed a student entrepreneurship program called RISE29 out of conversations started at Golden LEAF’s Community-Based Grants Initiative meetings in 2018.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:30 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Motivated by worldwide economic stagnation, engineers at Lego headquarters in Billund have developed the first-ever affordable LEGO® set: a single brick that retails for a meager $9.99.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A last-minute immigration deal developed by N.C. Sen. Thom Tillis and Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema will not face a vote before Congress adjourns.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 3:39 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A new cancer treatment involving flash technology is being developed in Europe with the prospect of increased effectiveness and fewer side effects for cancer patients.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 10:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Republicans have developed a second issue, and Democrats haven’t, and for Republicans that issue is crime,” said Jim Blaine, The Differentiators
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 10:00 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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For any of us who hoped to see things quiet down and all who hoped civility, kindness and graciousness would return after the elections, we likely have missed that boat.
Published: Friday, November 18th, 2022 @ 6:29 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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On Friday, Daily Wire host Matt Walsh held the “Rally to End Child Mutilation,” an event that developed as an outgrowth of Walsh’s campaign against childhood gender ideology.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 9:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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'an overt dereliction of duty by DOE'
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 6:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced a new drug to fix the side effect from their last new drug, which was developed to fix the side effect from the one before that.
Published: Saturday, September 3rd, 2022 @ 9:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden’s administration has developed a convoluted way to “legally” cancel student debt thanks to a law intended for 9/11 heroes, but it also undermines his boast touting the strongest American economy ever.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 9:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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The release of the FBI warrant to search former President Donald Trump’s Florida residence raises questions about what precisely the bureau hoped to find, and gives Trump an avenue for legal recourse, according to a former FBI official.
Published: Thursday, August 18th, 2022 @ 8:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki responded to news reports from over the weekend that indicated that China had developed advanced nuclear-capable weapons systems by saying that the Biden administration “welcome[s] stiff competition.”
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 7:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles.
Published: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 @ 9:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I am proud to announce the release of American Birthright, model social studies developed by some of the nation’s top historians and scholars to teach America’s foundational history of liberty.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 12:56 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to sources, Starbucks engineers have almost perfected a cup of coffee half as good as the one at McDonald's. If achieved, Starbucks sales are expected to increase by over 1%.
Published: Friday, June 24th, 2022 @ 12:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Real inflation not 8.6%
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 10:45 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Scientists have developed a new tool to save the world from asteroids that could wreck the planet.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 11:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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"China emits more greenhouse gas than the entire developed world combined."
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 7:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has announced its star-studded lineup of speakers at the upcoming CPAC Dallas 2022 in August.
Published: Friday, April 22nd, 2022 @ 2:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden On Russia Invading Ukraine: ‘Nobody Expected The Sanctions To Prevent Anything From Happening’Democrat President Joe Biden said during a press conference on Thursday that “nobody expected” the sanctions that his administration hoped would deter Russian President Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine would actually “prevent anything from happening.”
Published: Friday, February 25th, 2022 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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