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After falling into the depths of certain toasted doom, Pop Tart returned in power and glory to the land of the living as the newly minted "Pop Tart the White".
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new peer-reviewed thesis has made a compelling argument that the Apostle Thomas only believed that Jesus Christ had risen from the dead after seeing Jesus's face miraculously appear on his slice of toast one morning.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After suspicions arose from users over lingering bias and political suppression, owner/billionaire/inventor Elon Musk immediately set out to find the responsible employees by building an elaborate trap baited with avocado toast.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 12:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In his dying hour, with only minutes to live, local lad Tyre Nichols managed to lead his state-sponsored executioners into the video L shaped ambush that stunned the world with images of a 21st century government lynching.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:49 am
By: The Correspondent
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Last Thursday, the White House hosted a state dinner celebrating America’s storied history with France featuring a swath of Democratic and Republican politicians and capitalist “stakeholders” — as the Klaus Schwab crowd likes to say — toasting to transatlantic friendship.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 3:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday, CNN reported that when asked about President Biden’s Build Back Better plan, West Virginia Democrat Senator Joe Manchin said bluntly, “It’s dead.”
Published: Saturday, February 19th, 2022 @ 7:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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We thought we was toast. We could be wrong.
Published: Thursday, May 6th, 2021 @ 9:08 pm
By: LifeZette
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Girl Scout entrepreneurs are selling cookies like the new Toast-Yay!™, in safe, creative, and socially distant ways.
Published: Tuesday, January 12th, 2021 @ 12:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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As we popped the cork to toast the new decade, we anticipated that 2020 would be an exciting year, filled with interesting developments — some good and perhaps even rambunctious. Nobody could have predicted the four crises we would face.
Published: Monday, December 28th, 2020 @ 12:03 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Nine months removed from a season-ending, lopsided loss to one of its biggest rivals, East Carolina's football returned to NC State's Carter-Finley Stadium on a toasty, sun-splashed Saturday with a new coach and new attitude.
Published: Tuesday, September 3rd, 2019 @ 11:30 pm
By: ECU Sports
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North Carolina distillers and restaurateurs on Friday evening were toasting Senate Bill 155, which Gov. Roy Cooper has signed into law
Published: Sunday, July 2nd, 2017 @ 9:04 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Distillers in North Carolina aren't quite ready to extend their arms in a celebratory toast, but they've certainly opened the bottle and dropped some ice in the glass
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2017 @ 6:31 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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North Carolina's official toast boldly proclaims that ours is a state where the weak grow strong and the strong grow great.
Published: Saturday, April 27th, 2013 @ 9:02 am
By: Tom Campbell
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