Good stuff gets published. As long as I have time, it will go up.
Yesterday, I was selling, but I still got some stuff up too. Keep it coming Bobby Tony; and this is my favorite icon of yours. |
Stan, I am trying hard not to turn BCN into a FB or Email dump of jokes but occasionally I slip up and I expect the moderator to keep us on course should I wander too deep into the swamp.
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By the way ~~~ are we interested in some humor on a special page. Actually, Jesus used humor to communicate more than most dry preachers admit. His image of a man with a stick poking out of his eye and going after the sawdust in the other man's eye is more than HI-LAR-IOUS. . .
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Anyway, BT, thanks for coaxing Wyatt out of the shadows.
Wyatt recently told me, because of you, he can now read BCN for the humor. However, Liberals do make him laugh, as well, so he says. |
Proof that I was kidding about blocking Wyatt, love the reviews.
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You're still cool by me, Bobby Tony.
Thanks for the reference. Outside of Stan paying me some mind, I often feel forgotten out here in the wilds of Blounts Creek. |
My policy on comments is simple, I block Wyatt Sanderman Day when I submit a post and so far we have never gotten into an argument. He gets way more views than almost anyone and it's not good to poke the "BEAR".
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No church need be a Glorified Social Club. It is always a choice to follow Christ or please the people at all times.
I am friends with a number of ministers here. We have few GSC churches and lots of ministry to one another---even without church relationships. The GSC churches tend to be in larger places with people wanting to "belong" more than "minister." ![]() Right here at Bayview there are 4 ministers I know. Other good neighbors who could lead any church with their authentic faith . . . |
This is my last comment on any BCN Religious article. I see no reason to attack the Glorified Social Club. Religion is a touchy matter and I will no longer read or comment on BCN articles.
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Great jokes on the Glorified Social Club, Bobby Tony. Right on target!
In the South us Saints of Insanity think you "join the church" over accepting Christ and living like him. One church was holding its monthly business meeting. It was a touchy matter---perhaps over some suspected homosexual. A man rose in the middle and said, "I know this might sound un-christian, but . . ."' The Moderator spoke loudly, "Sir, if you are not a member you cannot participate in this discussion. If you are not following Christ, then you are in danger of the hell promised for hypocrisy!!! Before we have to vote you to hell, I am going to rule you and any others out of order who can't act like Jesus!!!" ![]() |
The preacher went to visit a member who had stopped attending church. He ask why and the member said well they are all liars, thief’s and hypocrites to which the preacher replied, don't worry, I don't think one more will hurt.
Then the preacher said, maybe you would be more comfortable coming to our special 7:00AM Friday service for those who have the pure true Christian spirit. The member said that sounds like my kind of people, how many attend that service? The preacher said, I don't know, I'm not allowed to attend but it is held in the vestibule from 7:00 until 7:01 so everyone can be close to the the door after the service. |
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Interestingly, the rules are basically the same:
(1) There are no real officials, but we pretend anyway
(2) Any ties for office are settled by a fist fight
(3) It is all in fun and who gives a you-know-what
(4) Since the Colonel and BT are both rednecks lost in urban crazy---they need a good dose of Beaufort County COOL!!!!!
I propose that we meet at the Washington Waterfront, perhaps go over to the Bennett Winery at Edward, and decide after an hour of wine-and-cheese what is really important for our ROMEO (Retired Old Men Eating Out) future!!!