The Bobby Tony Theory of Evolution
I am not trying to be provocative by offering my version of the age old debate between creation and evolution. I am only basing my theory on the observation of an aging Homo sapien.
It first started with the rough hands, which I thought was from doing too much typing. I found out the hard way that it is almost impossible to type with your hands coated with Vaseline. When I type, I use all twelve fingers because ten will not keep up with my ongoing though flow.
The next clue that I was evolving was a distinct dryness of my feet. I knew from experience that it was not Athlete's foot, because you can't get that from typing with your hands. Many years ago, I had a bout with 'Trench Foot' which we GI's incorrectly called 'Jungle Rot'. Walking around in rice paddies for days at a time can cause problems if you don't let your feet dry out from time to time. That is why I now change my socks every week even thought I no longer make "Rice Wine" with my feet.
I won't go into the subject of Σοξκ Ιτξη" or " Ξροτξη Ροτ", but you may have a suspicion about that subject.
I have also noticed a distinct dryness when I shave. My face seems to be developing "Peaks and Valleys" which some people call Shaving rash. I solved that problem by reallocating my shaving routine to once a week along with the sock change mentioned above. It seems to help.
Lately, I have noticed that my elbows are dry and my legs seem to be scaling more than they use to. Well, it did not take me long to form my theory of evolution from all these indicators.
I am evolving in to a reptile.
I am Devolving in to a LIBERAL.
Don't worry it is not contagious, DRY SKIN is an acquired Age Sufficiency Syndrome (ASS) that is caused by the hardening of the attitudes and a decided tendency to be a smart A$$. I am told it is cured by "Embalming Fluid".
I guess I should have put this warning at the front of the article.
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Looks like I already submitted the Evolution one... Am I That Smart? Monkeys are not humans and humans are not monkeys but they could have been. Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2016 @ 2:54 am By: Alex J. Ortolano |
Bring it on Alex, I am only hoping that someday I can Evolve into a writer but it does not look too promising based on my lack of popularity here on BCN.
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You mentioned Evolution.
Be careful about mentioning things to me. Often times it results in my saying to myself, "Self, you wrote a blog about that". I'm gonna go find it & put it in BCN. I bet you can hardly wait…Or can u? Smartfella |
I have Dry Eye and all other TV Medical Ad problems.
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