Berkeley Survives Hurricane Ben | Eastern NC Now

    Hurricane Ben Shapiro, the highly anticipated "White Supremacist Under a Yamaka", roared onto the campus of the University of California at Berkeley, did speak, and, remarkably, scores of Snowflakes survived the inevitable "psychological trauma" of this cyclone of Conservative intellect.

    Our prayers answered, it does appear that local Snowflakes did not melt into a puddle of irrevocable dysfunction; however, no one can fully assess the long term debilitating effects of having this roving Jewish think-tank, on two well traveled legs, so close to their pampered person; damaged psyches yearning to know the full measure of their readily available "safe spaces", so prevalent upon their collegiate village of status quo Liberal learning.

    It is my prayer that these Snowflakes, quite possibly debilitated, perhaps scarred for life, from the trauma of pure Free Speech, will survive Mr. Shapiro's "harsh" brand of respecting the First Amendment of our Constitution.

    May God bless their melty little spirits.