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Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Wednesday, September 11th, 2024 @ 9:28 am
By: Diane Rufino
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False gods into days culture
Published: Saturday, July 13th, 2024 @ 2:16 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Seven false gods out there today
Published: Sunday, June 23rd, 2024 @ 11:41 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Ten Commandments serve as the essential framework
Published: Monday, June 17th, 2024 @ 12:41 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Famed Christian apologist and professor Dr. William Lane Craig irrefutably proved God's existence today by simply pointing to a plate of freshly made fish tacos.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 8:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Massive waves have come crashing into the California coast as the Lord in His graciousness has sent ocean waters to wash away the sidewalk poop.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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You're not gonna believe this. Check out this list of radical Christian nationalists who believe inalienable human rights are endowed on them by some sort of higher power, a Creator, or something like that, and not by the federal government.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 7:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes credited God with the team’s Super Bowl LVIII win after coming from behind to beat the San Francisco 49ers 25-22 in overtime on Sunday.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 8:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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A prominent black radio show personality reportedly feels “burned” over his past support of Vice President Kamala Harris.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 3:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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School-based Bible program having positive impact on public school kids
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 9:59 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Critics slammed actor and director Rob Reiner after he announced his newest project — a film called “God & Country” — decrying the alleged clear and present “danger” presented by Christian Nationalism.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“The Daily Show” guest host Charlamagne Tha God begged President Joe Biden not to run for a second term, saying that it could be the “ultimate Christmas gift” to America.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers, the one and only Major League Baseball team to not host a Pride Night.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 2:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 2:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Vatican responded to six controversial questions.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 1:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"We are so proud of these billboards"
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 9:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Representatives with the Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources reached out to the public Friday, imploring whoever stole the ancient Tiki statue depicting Pele, goddess of fire, to please return it ASAP.
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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At 27 approaching 30, in her words, SháQuandra “Shay” Godley is ready to step into leadership, and she is excited to help more women step into the medical field.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:33 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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Historians at the revered University of Edinburgh have announced new findings that have led them to believe God chose Aaron to speak to Pharaoh because Moses talked like Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Moses, who led God's chosen people out of the land of Egypt, reportedly asked God to part the waters of the Red Sea again real quick after he realized he must have dropped his sunglasses in the midst of the waters.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro and Dr. Jordan B. Peterson explore the stubbornness of the Israelites and Moses’ frustration, how covenants work, and how easy it can be to stray from God in the newest episode of “Exodus,” streaming now on DailyWire+.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 6:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Devout local Christian Josh McKay has decided he can no longer in good conscience get wasted drinking Bud Light, and has therefore switched to scotch.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One of the singers behind the anti-woke song “Boycott Target” says that the songs catapulted to the top of the charts because the majority of people agree with the message.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Church leaders with the Southern Baptist Convention are debating a measure to enshrine a ban on appointing female pastors, with many frustrated attendees now wishing God had written some sort of book telling them whether or not a pastor can be a woman.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea recently opened up about the “moment” he found God, saying it just made sense after struggling with a feeling of “emptiness” once he turned his back on his drug-addicted, partying days.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Almighty God finally had enough and had to break some difficult news to a local churchgoer today, as He sent word to a woman that she was no longer allowed to bring her tambourine to church.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 6:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Wilma Godley Morgan of Bath died peacefully in her sleep on Sunday, June 18, 2023. She was 77.
Published: Tuesday, June 20th, 2023 @ 8:32 am
By: Announcements
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Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Geoffrey Hinton, a cognitive psychologist and computer scientist known as the “Godfather of A.I.,” announced on Monday that he exited his position at Google and is no longer optimistic about the future of artificial intelligence.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 1:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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Patricia Ann (Daughton) Godley, age 76, a resident of Grimesland, NC, died on Thursday, April 20, 2023.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Announcements
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Sources from the Almighty have confirmed that like everything else for the Orthodox, the rapture will also take place one week after the regular rapture.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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