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A local father of two is reported to have told one of the most thrillingly epic bedtime stories in recent history during a recent bedtime.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The detailed prophetic dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon can likely be attributed to an overindulgence of Funyuns and Mountain Dew Baja Blast just before bedtime, say experts.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local Dad Amos Bennet discovered he suddenly had the ability to read over 1,000 words per minute while reading to his kids at bedtime yesterday evening.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 8:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Josiah Burt veered dangerously close to ending his day in peace after hours of productive work, family time, and spiritual sensitivity. Reports say that while brushing his teeth, he visited Twitter, barely saving him from a sense of calm and well-being lasting into bedtime.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 6:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A groundbreaking new study from researchers at Harvey Mudd College has uncovered a definitive link between small children and dehydration: bedtime.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 4:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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