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Members of a local church gathering took notice of a substantial increase in the volume of the congregational singing when the worship leader snuck in an old classic hymn during last Sunday morning's service.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to be more sensitive to modern churchgoers, the elders at the Reformed church in Fallbrook decided to spice things up during their worship service by playing some more modern, hip music from the early twentieth century.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of Knoxville Community Church were shocked as they suddenly realized that the number of people in their worship band officially exceeded the number in the actual congregation.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an ideal world, every church would be perfect and you'd stay there your whole life. Unfortunately, there are times when you feel led to find a new church to attend. But how do you know which church should be your new place of worship?
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a final attempt to rein in their worship leader, Knoxville's Church on the Rock has instituted a pitch clock for all of the miniature sermons he tries to work in between songs.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Catholic church is currently being infiltrated by a number of undercover FBI agents who are partaking in the sacraments, earning indulgences, and even becoming priests.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to make the transition from singing to preaching more seamless, Grace Community Church has installed a trap door that the praise band will fall through as soon as they finish their worship set.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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If you've been to church lately, you have probably noticed that the so-called "order of worship" really serves as more of a vague set of suggestions. Here, we present to you a more realistic order of worship, in all its glory:
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Second Baptist community was in shock last Sunday after setting a record for the shortest Black church service in history. The service, which lasted just four hours and fifty-two minutes, was led by the church's new pastor, Rev. Ralph Washington Jenkins.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 6:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“The church of woke-ology is alive and well in the United States military armed services. Thou shalt worship at the altar or be persecuted.”
Published: Saturday, October 22nd, 2022 @ 6:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Thursday, May 14, a class-action lawsuit was filed against Governor Roy Cooper’s executive order establishing social distancing guidelines aimed to prevent the spread of coronavirus.
Published: Sunday, May 17th, 2020 @ 12:31 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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A collection of churches filed a federal lawsuit Thursday, May 14, challenging Gov. Roy Cooper’s executive order banning mass gatherings, a move that has severely limited indoor worship services.
Published: Friday, May 15th, 2020 @ 12:14 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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On Sunday, we watched our church worship service on YouTube, after Methodist Bishops in North Carolina told churches not to hold services for at least two weeks.
Published: Friday, March 20th, 2020 @ 5:10 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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One of North Carolina’s great traditions is the annual community gathering to observe Independence Day. In the town of Oriental, all the churches unite for an outdoor community worship service, held as part of the annual Croaker Festival.
Published: Wednesday, July 3rd, 2019 @ 10:00 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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