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Amid the vast savannah of cubicles that make up the marketing department, Gerald Kneevy is on the hunt. Following a brutal three-day weekend with little social interaction, the department accountant prowls the office in search of his next small-talk victim.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to CNN's Department of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion, news anchor and prolific storyteller Don Lemon has been required to participate in sensitivity training until he can learn to quit referring to his coworkers as "Dusty Old Broads."
Published: Friday, February 24th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Harvard University Management Professor Arthur Brooks admonished corporate leaders to reject the bullying of woke employees and focus on their bottom lines rather than involve themselves in culture war battles.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rather than going through the unmitigated awkwardness of sharing the gospel with his coworker Brad, local man Dave Cannon has instead quit his job and become a missionary to a remote village in Africa.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local pipe fitting outside salesman Jason Quintana emailed his coworker Carl today to see if he'd been able to work up the most recent quarterly sales report for the big Etherton Pipeline account.
Published: Saturday, October 22nd, 2022 @ 10:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Derek Chauvin and George Floyd Knew Each Other and ‘Bumped Heads,’ Says Former Coworker at Nightclub"And so that is going to be an interesting aspect to this case and hopefully upgrading these charges to first-degree murder because we believe he knew who George Floyd was."
Published: Sunday, June 14th, 2020 @ 9:48 pm
By: LifeZette
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John Fennebresque's friends and coworkers call him "Czar." That appears to be a fitting nickname, for his imperious exercise of authority was his downfall as chairman of the University of North Carolina system's Board of Governors.
Published: Friday, January 8th, 2016 @ 12:12 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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